Fw: OBITUARY- COMMON SENSE

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 Dr.Dilip J Raichura

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The most UNCOMMON thing in the world is COMMONSENSE ! '' Prof.Bageshwar of

B.H.U. !!!

An Obituary printed in the London Times 

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>>>Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has

been

>>>with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth

>>>records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

>>>He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

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>>>- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;

>>>- Why the early bird gets the worm;

>>>- Life isn't always fair; and

>>>- Maybe it was my fault.

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>>>Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than

>>>you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

>>>His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing

>>>regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with

sexual

>>>harassment for kissing a female classmate; teens suspended from school for

using

>>>mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly

student,

>>>only worsened his condition.

>>>Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job

that

>>>they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.. It

>>>declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to

>>>administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform

parents

>>>when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

>>>Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches & synagogues became

>>>businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common

>>>Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your

>>>own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

>>>Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to

realize

>>>that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and

was

>>>promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by

his

>>>parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter,

>>>Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

>>>He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now,

Someone

>>>Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim

>>>Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

>>>If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do

>>>nothing.

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