Guest guest Posted October 24, 1999 Report Share Posted October 24, 1999 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, " How many children do you have? " " Ten, " she replied. " What are their names? " he asked. " LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy, " she answered. " They're all named LeRoy? " he asked " What if you want them to come in from playing outside? " " Oh, that's easy, " she said. " I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in. " " And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner? " " I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner', " she answered. " But what if you just want ONE of them to do something? " he asked. " Oh, that's easy, " she said. " I just use their last name! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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