Guest guest Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 Prabha madam... I engage in all sort of hero worship of larger than life heroes... Ameet 1993 > Good ones, Ameet ! > > BTW, are u still a Mithunda fan ? > > Prabha '84 > > > > > > Subject: Rajnikanth Jokes... > To: mgims > Date: Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 8:15 PM > > > Now as the whole world braces themselves for the onslaught of > Rajnikanth's Endhiran/ Robot, and the fans get their Rajni cutouts and > milk for the " cut out abhishek " ready, here are some gems that I came > across on the internet : Just like Ajeet jokes, there are Rajni > Jokes.. who knew? > > So, will you guys be watching Robot? I know I am.. (I am a huge Rajni > fan! ) Hopefully we will have a review of the movie by Kishore Sir... > > Till then, enjoy the jokes > > Ameet 1993 > > ********************************************************************************\ ********* > > 1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is > pushing the earth down. > > 2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures > that Rajinikanth allowed to live. > > 3. Rajinikanth gave Mona that smile. > > 4. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. > > 5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. > > 6. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are > today called giraffes. > > 7. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in Mc's, and got it. > > 8. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until > Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. > > 9. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. > > 10. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. > > 11. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. > > 12. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. > > 13. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Hawking, > and he got what he deserved. > > 14. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth > lives in Chennai. > > 15. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. > > 16. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the > speed of Rajinikanth. > > 17. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. > > 18. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird. > > 19. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; > Rajinikanth finds you. > > 20. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water > with his own rage. > > 21. Rajnikanth can divide by zero. > > 22. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. > > 23. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only > recognizes the element of surprise. > > 24. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. > > 25. Rajinikanth knows 's secret. > > 26. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; > Rajinikanth finds you. > > 27. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. > > 28. Rajinikanth can speak Braille. > > 29. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, > no one fools Rajanikanth. > > 30. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water > with his own rage. > > 31. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. > > 32. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth > could use to kill you, including the room itself. > > 33. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps > from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air > while the earth rotates. > > 34. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to > the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered > Rajinikanth”. > > 35. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling > cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. > > > ------------------------------------ > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.ac.in------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 :-) !!!!  Prabha '84 > > > > Subject: Rajnikanth Jokes... > To: mgims > Date: Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 8:15 PM > > > Now as the whole world braces themselves for the onslaught of > Rajnikanth's Endhiran/ Robot, and the fans get their Rajni cutouts and > milk for the " cut out abhishek " ready, here are some gems that I came > across on the internet : Just like Ajeet jokes, there are Rajni > Jokes.. who knew? > > So, will you guys be watching Robot? I know I am.. (I am a huge Rajni > fan! ) Hopefully we will have a review of the movie by Kishore Sir... > > Till then, enjoy the jokes > > Ameet 1993 > > ********************************************************************************\ ********* > > 1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is > pushing the earth down. > > 2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures > that Rajinikanth allowed to live. > > 3. Rajinikanth gave Mona that smile. > > 4. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. > > 5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. > > 6. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are > today called giraffes. > > 7. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in Mc's, and got it. > > 8. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until > Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. > > 9. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. > > 10. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. > > 11. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. > > 12. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. > > 13. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Hawking, > and he got what he deserved. > > 14. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth > lives in Chennai. > > 15. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. > > 16. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the > speed of Rajinikanth. > > 17. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. > > 18. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird. > > 19. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; > Rajinikanth finds you. > > 20. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water > with his own rage. > > 21. Rajnikanth can divide by zero. > > 22. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. > > 23. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only > recognizes the element of surprise. > > 24. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. > > 25. Rajinikanth knows 's secret. > > 26. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; > Rajinikanth finds you. > > 27. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. > > 28. Rajinikanth can speak Braille. > > 29. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, > no one fools Rajanikanth. > > 30. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water > with his own rage. > > 31. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. > > 32. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth > could use to kill you, including the room itself. > > 33. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps > from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air > while the earth rotates. > > 34. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to > the year 1236. It defined “victim†as “one who has encountered > Rajinikanthâ€. > > 35. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling > cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. > > > ------------------------------------ > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.ac.in------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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