[Fwd: All about the latest health craze: Humanae Vitaemins. This is hilarious! I especially like the CAUTION at the end!]

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Here's something for nfpers that will cause a smile. I must admit it

took me awhile to figure out what B16 was! I am not too swift.

kj

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Now with B16! JEFF MILLER

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Studies have conclusively proven that people taking B16 daily will

continue to have smooth running and orthodox metabolism for years to

come. B16 in trials has proven not to be harsh or difficult as had been

initially reported.

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You might have been told in the past that Humanae Vitaemins were not

good for you or that if your conscience decided you didn't need Humanae

Vitaemins you could safely ignore them. Latest cultural medical studies

have proven the link between lack of Humanae Vitaemins and the lack of

children. These studies show the extreme cultural malnutrition from not

getting their † RDA of required spiritual nutrition.

Now with B16, Ut Unum Sintrum, has all the required nutrients you have

relied on in the past and more. B16 works well with and expands with

needed daily intake such as VII and JP2 (Beta-Karoltene) and will not

interfere in any way with them. In fact the synergetic effect will only

enhance your spiritual metabolism.

The B16 caplets have a special smooth coating allowing you to swallow

them without any water. Yet it is true with B16 you do not have to water

it down in any way. Our B16 is doctrinally pure with no heretical

impurities such as those found in anti-Humanae Vitaemins.

Studies have conclusively proven that people taking B16 daily will

continue to have smooth running and orthodox metabolism for years to

come. B16 in trials has proven not to be harsh or difficult as had been

initially reported.

We are also introducing Ut Unum Sintrum for children since your children

are never too young to start off with proper spiritual growth. Parents

will be pleased to know that our Humanae Vitaemins are not sugar coated,

just like everything else we offer with B16 in it. Guaranteed not to

cause truth decay or any form of spiritual rot. The children's tablets

come in fun shapes like German Shepherds and Rottweilers.

† Ratzinger Daily Allowance

CAUTION

B16 has been known to cause allergies, shrill behavior, and coughing

fits to some theologians, clergy, religious, and laity. Especially those

who have had Spirit of Vatican Flu in the past. Tell your health care

provider if you are dissident and they can help you overcome your

deficient diet and prepare you for true health with full dosages of B16.

Or contact your local Orthodoxpedic surgeon for further information.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Jeff . " Now with B16! " Curt Jester (April, 2005).

This article reprinted with permission from Jeff . The Curt Jester

blog aims to provide " punditry, parody, polemics, politics, puns from a

Papist perspective. "

THE AUTHOR

Jeff describes himself and his blog: " A former atheist who after

spending forty years in the wilderness finds himself with both

astonishment and joy a member of the Catholic Church. This blog presents

my hopefully humorous and sometimes serious take on things religious,

political, and whatever else crosses my mind. "

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