Guest guest Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Ha ha! I absolutely agree with you last sentence though, patients do appear quite uncomfortable in the presbyopia age group ;-) Ravin '82 > ** > > > Very Smart! > > " And what exactly is a smart phone? " > > " For starters, it has dual SIM cards. " > > " You mean, it cannot decide which service provider is better, and yet you > call it smart? " > > " Oh! That's not all. It has two high resolution cameras. " > > " So that you can take a photograph of the one taking the photograph? " > > " Ha! Ha! It is 'C' language based so it can communicate properly with all > apps. " > > " I prefer to communicate in English, Hindi,. " > > " It also has advanced API! " > > " That is because its HAPPINESS got shortened. That is probably after > paying > the bill! " > > " It also has GPS and tells you exactly where you are. " > > " If you don't know where you are, you don't deserve to be called smart! " > > " You can also play games on it. " > > " Yeah! Like stealing cars and killing people. Even games like football and > hockey, which had only exercise to commend them, are here minus the > exercise! " > > " You just don't understand. It can do everything a computer can do. " > > " Including downloading porn clips. But at double or treble the cost on a > screen one eights the size and one fourth the memory. I still don't > understand why it's called a smart phone, when only an idiot would pay > such > an obscene amount for a smaller computer or a larger phone, depending on > how > you look at it. " > > " Oh, we pay for the smaller size. So we can access everything on the go. " > > " But doesn't that strain your eyes? " > > " A small price to pay. " > > " Ah! Now I know why it is called a smart phone. That is because after some > time your eyes start smarting! " > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Dr.Shah, You just changed my mind from buying an ipad,and saved by 1200 USD. Thanks G kurhade ________________________________ To: mgims Sent: Thursday, 29 March 2012 7:32 AM Subject: Re: Very Smart! Ha ha! I absolutely agree with you last sentence though, patients do appear quite uncomfortable in the presbyopia age group ;-) Ravin '82 > ** > > > Very Smart! > > " And what exactly is a smart phone? " > > " For starters, it has dual SIM cards. " > > " You mean, it cannot decide which service provider is better, and yet you > call it smart? " > > " Oh! That's not all. It has two high resolution cameras. " > > " So that you can take a photograph of the one taking the photograph? " > > " Ha! Ha! It is 'C' language based so it can communicate properly with all > apps. " > > " I prefer to communicate in English, Hindi,. " > > " It also has advanced API! " > > " That is because its HAPPINESS got shortened. That is probably after > paying > the bill! " > > " It also has GPS and tells you exactly where you are. " > > " If you don't know where you are, you don't deserve to be called smart! " > > " You can also play games on it. " > > " Yeah! Like stealing cars and killing people. Even games like football and > hockey, which had only exercise to commend them, are here minus the > exercise! " > > " You just don't understand. It can do everything a computer can do. " > > " Including downloading porn clips. But at double or treble the cost on a > screen one eights the size and one fourth the memory. I still don't > understand why it's called a smart phone, when only an idiot would pay > such > an obscene amount for a smaller computer or a larger phone, depending on > how > you look at it. " > > " Oh, we pay for the smaller size. So we can access everything on the go. " > > " But doesn't that strain your eyes? " > > " A small price to pay. " > > " Ah! Now I know why it is called a smart phone. That is because after some > time your eyes start smarting! " > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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