Re: Driving away your blues

December 10, 2011

Good one.

Malini

From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Shah

Sent: 09 December 2011 12:19

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Subject: Driving away your blues

Ma HA-HA Bharat

Driving away your blues

" Why so depressed, Roshan? " I asked my morose friend brooding over his

morning cuppa at the Irani hotel. " You look as if the Roshni has gone out of

your life! Ha Ha! "

" The problem is not that the Roshni has gone, but no Roshni has yet come. I

have been trying for so many days, but I have been unable to get even one

girl to ask me the time of the day. "

" Actually, when a girl asks you the time, it probably means that she wants

to make an excuse and run away because you are boring her. "

Roshan looked into zero and said, " I tried using that extra strong deo they

advertise. In the ad, it acts like a magnet for girls. In real life, only

one girl sidled by and asked where that funny smell was coming from. I

plastered that Fairness cream on my face, and all it did was that my friends

asked me if I was getting ready for Halloween. I even brushed with that

freshness toothpaste and mouth wash whose ad shows girls clinging to the

chap who is trying to push them all away. The only thing I got was a

doctor's

bill for an upset tummy from swallowing all that toothpaste. "

" Things do look bleak, Roshan. "

" Actually I have one small hope. Look! " He showed me a small newspaper

cutting. " See! It says that in Saudi, driving causes loss of virginity! And

I am giving my driving test tomorrow. Maybe that will cure me. "

" What time is it, Roshan? "

***.

A few days later I saw Roshan zipping by on a spectacular mobike with flashy

colours, and surprise, surprise: His 'Roshni' was sitting behind him

giggling away. I wondered to myself: Was it the flashy mobike which did the

trick, or do the Saudis really know something we don't? No wonder it is

called a sex 'DRIVE'.

-Kishore Shah

December 10, 2011

Thanks Malini, though I am a bit disappointed that you didn't find time for

moi!

Kishore Shah 1974

December 10, 2011

:-D

Ravin '82

> **

>

> Ma HA-HA Bharat

>

> Driving away your blues

>

> " Why so depressed, Roshan? " I asked my morose friend brooding over his

> morning cuppa at the Irani hotel. " You look as if the Roshni has gone out

> of

> your life! Ha Ha! "

>

> " The problem is not that the Roshni has gone, but no Roshni has yet come.

> I

> have been trying for so many days, but I have been unable to get even one

> girl to ask me the time of the day. "

>

> " Actually, when a girl asks you the time, it probably means that she wants

> to make an excuse and run away because you are boring her. "

>

> Roshan looked into zero and said, " I tried using that extra strong deo

> they

> advertise. In the ad, it acts like a magnet for girls. In real life, only

> one girl sidled by and asked where that funny smell was coming from. I

> plastered that Fairness cream on my face, and all it did was that my

> friends

> asked me if I was getting ready for Halloween. I even brushed with that

> freshness toothpaste and mouth wash whose ad shows girls clinging to the

> chap who is trying to push them all away. The only thing I got was a

> doctor's

> bill for an upset tummy from swallowing all that toothpaste. "

>

> " Things do look bleak, Roshan. "

>

> " Actually I have one small hope. Look! " He showed me a small newspaper

> cutting. " See! It says that in Saudi, driving causes loss of virginity!

> And

> I am giving my driving test tomorrow. Maybe that will cure me. "

>

> " What time is it, Roshan? "

>

> ***.

> A few days later I saw Roshan zipping by on a spectacular mobike with

> flashy

> colours, and surprise, surprise: His 'Roshni' was sitting behind him

> giggling away. I wondered to myself: Was it the flashy mobike which did

> the

> trick, or do the Saudis really know something we don't? No wonder it is

> called a sex 'DRIVE'.

>

> -Kishore Shah

>

December 13, 2011

Good one Kishoreda

Ashok 1984

Sent from my iPad

> Ma HA-HA Bharat

>

> Driving away your blues

>

> " Why so depressed, Roshan? " I asked my morose friend brooding over his

> morning cuppa at the Irani hotel. " You look as if the Roshni has gone out of

> your life! Ha Ha! "

>

> " The problem is not that the Roshni has gone, but no Roshni has yet come. I

> have been trying for so many days, but I have been unable to get even one

> girl to ask me the time of the day. "

>

> " Actually, when a girl asks you the time, it probably means that she wants

> to make an excuse and run away because you are boring her. "

>

> Roshan looked into zero and said, " I tried using that extra strong deo they

> advertise. In the ad, it acts like a magnet for girls. In real life, only

> one girl sidled by and asked where that funny smell was coming from. I

> plastered that Fairness cream on my face, and all it did was that my friends

> asked me if I was getting ready for Halloween. I even brushed with that

> freshness toothpaste and mouth wash whose ad shows girls clinging to the

> chap who is trying to push them all away. The only thing I got was a doctor's

> bill for an upset tummy from swallowing all that toothpaste. "

>

> " Things do look bleak, Roshan. "

>

> " Actually I have one small hope. Look! " He showed me a small newspaper

> cutting. " See! It says that in Saudi, driving causes loss of virginity! And

> I am giving my driving test tomorrow. Maybe that will cure me. "

>

> " What time is it, Roshan? "

>

> ***.

> A few days later I saw Roshan zipping by on a spectacular mobike with flashy

> colours, and surprise, surprise: His 'Roshni' was sitting behind him

> giggling away. I wondered to myself: Was it the flashy mobike which did the

> trick, or do the Saudis really know something we don't? No wonder it is

> called a sex 'DRIVE'.

>

> -Kishore Shah

>

December 13, 2011

Good one Kishoreda.