Jump to content
RemedySpot.com

Sound and Fury

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

Great mini article Kishorda !

In world of Sports, going by the 'consistent' performance by Indian athletes,

they have gained the un-envious title of 'Last and Laborious'. 

Sanjay Marwah '78

________________________________

To: Undisclosed-Recipient@...

Sent: Wednesday, 12 October 2011 1:41 PM

Subject: Sound and Fury

 

Sound and Fury

Recently, India has been in the news for various people angry against the

system and fasting. Some people in the opposition were angry against the

fasts and fasted. And also some people were plain angry and not fasting but

travelling in a fast AC van called a rath, or should it be called the wrath?

Thus India has become the land of the Fast and the Furious.

In unrelated news, the Government of the Netherlands has decided to impose a

tax on fat leading people to try to store as much fat as possible in the

fridge. Some wondered whether they now would be taxed for their fat wives or

husbands and wondering if a larger fridge was necessary to accommodate their

spouse, leading to the land of the Fat and the Furious.

In another unrelated news, the Ignoble prize, which is awarded each year for

the least useful research, was awarded to a study conducted to evaluate the

effect of suppressing natural urges like peeing and flatulence in decision

making. Thus the Fart and the Curious award.

And in a totally unrelated incident, Shohaib Akhtar published his book

during Gandhiji's birth weekend, which should have been called " My

experiments with 'the' truth " or better still: the Past and the Spurious!

-Kishore Shah

(from my newspaper column 'Mahahabharat')

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ha ha ha... Made my day... Last and luxurious ;-)

Ravin '82

> **

>

>

> Sound and Fury

>

> Recently, India has been in the news for various people angry against the

> system and fasting. Some people in the opposition were angry against the

> fasts and fasted. And also some people were plain angry and not fasting but

> travelling in a fast AC van called a rath, or should it be called the

> wrath?

> Thus India has become the land of the Fast and the Furious.

>

> In unrelated news, the Government of the Netherlands has decided to impose

> a

> tax on fat leading people to try to store as much fat as possible in the

> fridge. Some wondered whether they now would be taxed for their fat wives

> or

> husbands and wondering if a larger fridge was necessary to accommodate

> their

> spouse, leading to the land of the Fat and the Furious.

>

> In another unrelated news, the Ignoble prize, which is awarded each year

> for

> the least useful research, was awarded to a study conducted to evaluate the

> effect of suppressing natural urges like peeing and flatulence in decision

> making. Thus the Fart and the Curious award.

>

> And in a totally unrelated incident, Shohaib Akhtar published his book

> during Gandhiji's birth weekend, which should have been called " My

> experiments with 'the' truth " or better still: the Past and the Spurious!

>

> -Kishore Shah

> (from my newspaper column 'Mahahabharat')

>

>

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good one, Kishoreda ! :-)

 

Prabha '84

Subject: Sound and Fury

To: Undisclosed-Recipient@...

Date: Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 1:41 PM

 

Sound and Fury

Recently, India has been in the news for various people angry against the

system and fasting. Some people in the opposition were angry against the

fasts and fasted. And also some people were plain angry and not fasting but

travelling in a fast AC van called a rath, or should it be called the wrath?

Thus India has become the land of the Fast and the Furious.

In unrelated news, the Government of the Netherlands has decided to impose a

tax on fat leading people to try to store as much fat as possible in the

fridge. Some wondered whether they now would be taxed for their fat wives or

husbands and wondering if a larger fridge was necessary to accommodate their

spouse, leading to the land of the Fat and the Furious.

In another unrelated news, the Ignoble prize, which is awarded each year for

the least useful research, was awarded to a study conducted to evaluate the

effect of suppressing natural urges like peeing and flatulence in decision

making. Thus the Fart and the Curious award.

And in a totally unrelated incident, Shohaib Akhtar published his book

during Gandhiji's birth weekend, which should have been called " My

experiments with 'the' truth " or better still: the Past and the Spurious!

-Kishore Shah

(from my newspaper column 'Mahahabharat')

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nice read Kishore da...........

 

aasawari91

missing her home country.................

To: Undisclosed-Recipient@...

Sent: Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:11 PM

Subject: Sound and Fury

 

Sound and Fury

Recently, India has been in the news for various people angry against the

system and fasting. Some people in the opposition were angry against the

fasts and fasted. And also some people were plain angry and not fasting but

travelling in a fast AC van called a rath, or should it be called the wrath?

Thus India has become the land of the Fast and the Furious.

In unrelated news, the Government of the Netherlands has decided to impose a

tax on fat leading people to try to store as much fat as possible in the

fridge. Some wondered whether they now would be taxed for their fat wives or

husbands and wondering if a larger fridge was necessary to accommodate their

spouse, leading to the land of the Fat and the Furious.

In another unrelated news, the Ignoble prize, which is awarded each year for

the least useful research, was awarded to a study conducted to evaluate the

effect of suppressing natural urges like peeing and flatulence in decision

making. Thus the Fart and the Curious award.

And in a totally unrelated incident, Shohaib Akhtar published his book

during Gandhiji's birth weekend, which should have been called " My

experiments with 'the' truth " or better still: the Past and the Spurious!

-Kishore Shah

(from my newspaper column 'Mahahabharat')

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thank you very much Sanjay Ravin Prabha SP Sir and Aasawari

The secret, SP Sir, to the inspiration are the kind words of appreciation

which all you spare your time to write.

Kishore Shah 1974

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...