Your morning thought (a little humor---it's too hot to think)

[Guest guest]

All the problems we face in the United States today can be

traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of

the American Indian.

I belong to the Straight Talking American Government Party,

or STAG Party for short.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any

negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic

known as lying.

If either the right wing or the left wing gained control of

the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of

teenagers. It's too good for them.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers

their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't

be in the business.

All from Pat

sen, 1927 - 1997