Guest guest Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Thank you so much Ravin, Diwakar, Fatima, Ashok (both), Rakesh Khera, Bharat. Its great getting a feedback. Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Wah Dr. Shah. I hesitatd on reading the title as it brought back memories of the one fingure salute in our younger days. But looking again, i realised that you had used a larger P than the smaller p thereby changing the tale. Nice one. Sanjeev [84] Subject: UP yours To: " MGIMS " <mgims > Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012, 5:29 PM  UP Yours A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's a job! " The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at least a month. He is fully booked up! " Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new meaning. UP yours! -Kishore Shah Also see the accompanying cartoon at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Astute observation Sanjeev :-D Ravin '82 On Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM, " sanjeev kishore " wrote: > ** > > > > > Wah Dr. Shah. I hesitatd on reading the title as it brought back memories > of the one fingure salute in our younger days. But looking again, i > realised that you had used a larger P than the smaller p thereby changing > the tale. Nice one. Sanjeev [84] > > > > > Subject: UP yours > To: " MGIMS " <mgims > > Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012, 5:29 PM > > > > UP Yours > > A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets > elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free > blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. > > So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? > Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. > > However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware > of > what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed > naked > men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all > victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, > here's > a job! " > > The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, > neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape > issued > by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the > Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at > least a month. He is fully booked up! " > > Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all > the > government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will > need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. > Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole > new > meaning. > > UP yours! > > -Kishore Shah > > Also see the accompanying cartoon at: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Thanks Sanjeev. Yes that One finger salute was very notorious. In our times we used to greet surgeons with one finger and they used to respond to us Gynaec with two fingers! We were always one ahead of the surgeons. Kishore Shah 1974 -------------------------------------------------- Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2012 12:02 AM To: <mgims > Subject: Re: UP yours > > > > > Wah Dr. Shah. I hesitatd on reading the title as it brought back memories > of the one fingure salute in our younger days. But looking again, i > realised that you had used a larger P than the smaller p thereby changing > the tale. Nice one. Sanjeev [84] > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Hey....I am sure Kishoreda meant both ;-) Ashok '84 Sent from my iPad > Astute observation Sanjeev :-D > > Ravin '82 > On Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM, " sanjeev kishore " > wrote: > >> ** >> >> >> >> >> Wah Dr. Shah. I hesitatd on reading the title as it brought back memories >> of the one fingure salute in our younger days. But looking again, i >> realised that you had used a larger P than the smaller p thereby changing >> the tale. Nice one. Sanjeev [84] >> >> >> >> >> Subject: UP yours >> To: " MGIMS " <mgims > >> Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012, 5:29 PM >> >> >> >> UP Yours >> >> A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets >> elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free >> blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. >> >> So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? >> Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. >> >> However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware >> of >> what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed >> naked >> men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all >> victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, >> here's >> a job! " >> >> The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, >> neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape >> issued >> by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the >> Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at >> least a month. He is fully booked up! " >> >> Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all >> the >> government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will >> need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. >> Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole >> new >> meaning. >> >> UP yours! >> >> -Kishore Shah >> >> Also see the accompanying cartoon at: >> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Good one Kishoreda. Is it also true that nowadays the govt is encouraging women to deliver in hospitals/PHCs by promising them a saree and Rs 1000? Malini From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Shah Sent: 31 January 2012 12:00 To: MGIMS Subject: UP yours UP Yours A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's a job! " The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at least a month. He is fully booked up! " Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new meaning. UP yours! -Kishore Shah Also see the accompanying cartoon at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 You are right, Ashok Kishore Shah 1974 -------------------------------------------------- Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2012 8:17 PM To: <mgims > Subject: Re: UP yours > Hey....I am sure Kishoreda meant both ;-) > > Ashok '84 > > Sent from my iPad > > > >> Astute observation Sanjeev :-D >> >> Ravin '82 >> On Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM, " sanjeev kishore " >> wrote: >> >>> ** >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Wah Dr. Shah. I hesitatd on reading the title as it brought back >>> memories >>> of the one fingure salute in our younger days. But looking again, i >>> realised that you had used a larger P than the smaller p thereby >>> changing >>> the tale. Nice one. Sanjeev [84] >>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Malini. I don't know about the Saree, but the Maharashtra govt has a scheme where ANC patients get a home ambulance pick up and drop after delivery, plus all medicine and immunizations for mother and child free. Also free are all meals. The only condition is ANC registration compulsory and regular follow up visits. Kishore Shah 1974 -------------------------------------------------- Sent: Friday, February 03, 2012 4:15 AM To: <mgims > Subject: RE: UP yours > Good one Kishoreda. Is it also true that nowadays the govt is encouraging > women to deliver in hospitals/PHCs by promising them a saree and Rs 1000? > > Malini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 A good one..........and quite insightful of Indias future............ aasawari91 tales galore.................hmmm ________________________________ To: mgims Sent: Friday, 3 February 2012 2:45 AM Subject: RE: UP yours  Good one Kishoreda. Is it also true that nowadays the govt is encouraging women to deliver in hospitals/PHCs by promising them a saree and Rs 1000? Malini From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Shah Sent: 31 January 2012 12:00 To: MGIMS Subject: UP yours UP Yours A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's a job! " The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at least a month. He is fully booked up! " Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new meaning. UP yours! -Kishore Shah Also see the accompanying cartoon at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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