Self improvement classes (for women)

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DEAR FRIENDS!!  I SAW THE FOLLOWING ADVT. IN A DELHI NEWSPAPER:

Self improvement classes are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the FINAL Frontier:

Where NO WOMAN Has ventured earlier !!!

 

Topic 2. The mysterious facet of Banking:

Making Deposits YOURSELF. 

(Withdrawals u already know!!!)

Topic 3. Parties:

Going Without BUYING New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquettes:

Men TOO Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet . 

 

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:

TEARS - The LAST Resort, not the First .

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:

Getting What you Want WITHOUT Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car SAFELY:

A Skill You CAN Acquire (EVEN IF U THINK OTHERWISE!!!!)

Topic 8. Telephone ETIQUETTES:

How to Hang Up ?

Topic 9. ADVANCED skills at the steering wheel:

Backing Into the parking slot. 

Topic 10. Cooking III:

How not to Inflict Your Dishes on Other People?

Topic 11.Footwear MANIA: 

WHERE to hide Sandals/Shoes You Already Have !!

Topic 12. Automobile care:

Your Car Needs Both: Oil & petrol!!!

 

SO, LADIES!! DONT DELAY!! JOIN THE CLASSES NOW! AND WATCH HIS JAW DROP!!!

 

DD Mittal

 

 

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