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From: diwakar mittal <ddm59gzbyahoo (DOT) co.in>

Subject: Self improvement classes (for women)

To:

Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 1:30 PM

DEAR FRIENDS!! I SAW THE FOLLOWING ADVT. IN A DELHI NEWSPAPER:

Self improvement classes are now available for women on the following

subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the FINAL Frontier:

Where NO WOMAN Has ventured earlier !!!

Topic 2. The mysterious facet of Banking:

Making Deposits YOURSELF.

(Withdrawals u already know!!!)

Topic 3. Parties:

Going Without BUYING New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquettes:

Men TOO Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet .

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:

TEARS - The LAST Resort, not the First .

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:

Getting What you Want WITHOUT Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car SAFELY:

A Skill You CAN Acquire (EVEN IF U THINK OTHERWISE!!! !)

Topic 8. Telephone ETIQUETTES:

How to Hang Up ?

Topic 9. ADVANCED skills at the steering wheel:

Backing Into the parking slot.

Topic 10. Cooking III:

How not to Inflict Your Dishes on Other People?

Topic 11.Footwear MANIA:

WHERE to hide Sandals/ Shoes You Already Have !!

Topic 12. Automobile care:

Your Car Needs Both: Oil & petrol!!!

SO, LADIES!! DONT DELAY!! JOIN THE CLASSES NOW! AND WATCH HIS JAW DROP!!!

DD Mittal

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Self improvement classes (for women)

To:

Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 1:30 PM

DEAR FRIENDS!! I SAW THE FOLLOWING ADVT. IN A DELHI NEWSPAPER:

Self improvement classes are now available for women on the following

subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the FINAL Frontier:

Where NO WOMAN Has ventured earlier !!!

Topic 2. The mysterious facet of Banking:

Making Deposits YOURSELF.

(Withdrawals u already know!!!)

Topic 3. Parties:

Going Without BUYING New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquettes:

Men TOO Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet .

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:

TEARS - The LAST Resort, not the First .

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:

Getting What you Want WITHOUT Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car SAFELY:

A Skill You CAN Acquire (EVEN IF U THINK OTHERWISE!!! !)

Topic 8. Telephone ETIQUETTES:

How to Hang Up ?

Topic 9. ADVANCED skills at the steering wheel:

Backing Into the parking slot.

Topic 10. Cooking III:

How not to Inflict Your Dishes on Other People?

Topic 11.Footwear MANIA:

WHERE to hide Sandals/ Shoes You Already Have !!

Topic 12. Automobile care:

Your Car Needs Both: Oil & petrol!!!

SO, LADIES!! DONT DELAY!! JOIN THE CLASSES NOW! AND WATCH HIS JAW DROP!!!

DD Mittal

PS: (Please contribute some funny mails to keep the humor flowing)

Your Mail works best with the New Yahoo Optimized IE8. Get it NOW!.

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