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Some of you might have read these earlier...There are some recent additions to

the stream of Calamity jokes:

 

 1. Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for

their safety.

 2. Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG

stadium?

     A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

  3. Whats common between CWG committee and students??? Ans: both start their

preparations at the 11th hour.....

   4.  Prince is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit

Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!

   5.  Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We

now know these countries existed!

   6. A collapse a day keeps the athletes away

    7. Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, it’s a Common

Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for

spoiling India's name!

     8. AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters " Sir U made lakhs "

you get " SURESH KALMADI

     9. next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games

     10.  Sign on CWG 100m race track – ‘Run Slow, Work in Progress’

      14. " Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by

M.S. Gill, Sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, Choreography by Sheila Dikshit, Music by

A.R. Rahman! " goes an SMS doing the rounds.

       11.  Some jokes are even cleverly laden with context. Ahead of the

Allahabad High Court Ayodhya verdict, a tweet doing the rounds was: " Compromise

proposal by Muslims for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the

project must be led by Kalmadi. "

Balvinder Rana 87