Re: Re: Rajnikanth Jokes...

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I am a fan of Kishore sirs reviews ..hope he gets a chance to review Robot

for us

I am a huge self confessed Rajni fan! I think I lived in Madras in my past

life....else how else can I explain my fascination for Rajnikanth,

Sridevi, Jayalalitha and Idli- Sambar?

Ameet 1993

> SIMBLY SUPERB,I say.

> Enjoyed it thoroughly.

> Go on,Ameet and enjoy his new movie..and we hope,U will write the review

in Good light,otherwise,Rajni will find U..!ha ha ha

> All said and done,I am simply amazed by his offscreen look and his

onscreen change.

> Such a ordinary mortal,gets transformed into a cult star,once on the other

side of the silver screen.

> Truly an actor,who leads,2 lives.

> Bye

> Shyam(84)

>

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>> Now as the whole world braces themselves for the onslaught of

>> Rajnikanth's Endhiran/ Robot, and the fans get their Rajni cutouts and

>> milk for the " cut out abhishek " ready, here are some gems that I came

>> across on the internet : Just like Ajeet jokes, there are Rajni

>> Jokes.. who knew?

>>

>> So, will you guys be watching Robot? I know I am.. (I am a huge Rajni

>> fan! ) Hopefully we will have a review of the movie by Kishore Sir...

>>

>> Till then, enjoy the jokes

>>

>> Ameet 1993

>>

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>> 1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is

>> pushing the earth down.

>>

>> 2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures

>> that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

>>

>> 3. Rajinikanth gave Mona that smile.

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>> 4. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

>>

>> 5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

>>

>> 6. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are

>> today called giraffes.

>>

>> 7. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in Mc's, and got it.

>>

>> 8. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until

>> Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

>>

>> 9. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

>>

>> 10. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

>>

>> 11. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

>>

>> 12. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

>>

>> 13. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Hawking,

>> and he got what he deserved.

>>

>> 14. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth

>> lives in Chennai.

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>> 15. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

>>

>> 16. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the

>> speed of Rajinikanth.

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>> 17. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

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>> 18. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

>>

>> 19. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth;

>> Rajinikanth finds you.

>>

>> 20. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water

>> with his own rage.

>>

>> 21. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

>>

>> 22. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

>>

>> 23. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only

>> recognizes the element of surprise.

>>

>> 24. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

>>

>> 25. Rajinikanth knows 's secret.

>>

>> 26. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth;

>> Rajinikanth finds you.

>>

>> 27. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

>>

>> 28. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.

>>

>> 29. Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,

>> no one fools Rajanikanth.

>>

>> 30. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water

>> with his own rage.

>>

>> 31. Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

>>

>> 32. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth

>> could use to kill you, including the room itself.

>>

>> 33. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps

>> from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air

>> while the earth rotates.

>>

>> 34. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to

>> the year 1236. It defined " victim " as " one who has encountered

>> Rajinikanth " .

>>

>> 35. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling

>> cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

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