Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 So, are you thinking of changing professions Ashok? (Or was that Renuka's post) ;-) Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Dear Ravin, This can happen only in India. Fortunately both of us are not engineers. Once stuck with MD , always a MD.  Renuka '84 Subject: Re: Fw: Mumbai Beggars To: mgims Date: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 8:02 AM  So, are you thinking of changing professions Ashok? (Or was that Renuka's post) ;-) Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Renuka Madam, Amen to that.... I wonder, if I had got into Bollywood.. would life had been different? Ameet 1993 > > > Dear Ravin, > This can happen only in India. Fortunately both of us are not engineers. > Once stuck with MD , always a MD. > > Renuka '84 > > > > From: Dr_Ravin Das <ravindas@... <ravindas%40gmail.com>> > Subject: Re: Fw: Mumbai Beggars > To: mgims <mgims%40yahoogroups.com> > Date: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 8:02 AM > > > > So, are you thinking of changing professions Ashok? (Or was that Renuka's > post) ;-) > > Ravin '82 > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Wow..................i am sure new colleges and courses are on their way too............ aasawari91 saving her pennies in a piggy bank............ ________________________________ To: abhaskarmd@... Sent: Thu, 1 April, 2010 4:59:53 PM Subject: Fw: Mumbai Beggars  You won't believe this !! NAME: Massu or Malana, 60 Massu's Assets Rs 30 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500 Begs at: Lokhandwala. . Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars. Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am. Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby. Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in- law share the apartment with him. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 1500. Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties. One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details. Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs. During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes. NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42 Krishna 's Assets Rs 5 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1500 to 2000 Begs at: CP Tank, Charni Road Working hours: Early morning to late evening Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother. Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children. Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000. His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. 'My brother manages everything,' he said. Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. 'My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money.' NAME: Bharat Jain, 45 Bharat's Assets Rs 70 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500 Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus. Working hours: Early morning to late evening. Home is: Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business. Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centre Family: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother. Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500. His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife. Cool quotient: Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms. Name: Haji, 26 Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakh Day's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000 Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques and temples. Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque. Home is: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people. Family: Mother and sister.. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000 Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals. His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business. Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too much hardwork. 'I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone.. Also, I make a decent amount every day. ------------ ----<( ULTIMATE!!! )>---------- ------- Name: Doesn't matter, A Engineer (Double Graduate ) Enggr 's Assets: Some old Design Book, Operating Procedure, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me. Day's earning: Peanuts Working Hours: Day and Night Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard. His worth: Depends on the Boss, If Boss in not happy then he's useless Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only " I Don't Know " . Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD(Jack , Obvious someone else is paying for those shots )... So Kya soch rahe ho. katora UthaO & ...!!! ; GO......    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Aasawari  ur post-scripts are quite amusing (and matter of fact-ly too!).  DDM'76  (What's the meaning of Aasawari?). Subject: Re: Fw: Mumbai Beggars To: mgims Date: Friday, 2 April, 2010, 12:51 AM  Wow......... ......... i am sure new colleges and courses are on their way too......... ... aasawari91 saving her pennies in a piggy bank........ .... ____________ _________ _________ __ From: Ashok Bhaskar <abhaskarmdyahoo (DOT) com> To: abhaskarmdyahoo (DOT) com Sent: Thu, 1 April, 2010 4:59:53 PM Subject: Fw: Mumbai Beggars  You won't believe this !! NAME: Massu or Malana, 60 Massu's Assets Rs 30 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500 Begs at: Lokhandwala. . Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars. Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am. Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby. Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in- law share the apartment with him. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 1500. Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties. One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details. Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs. During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes. NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42 Krishna 's Assets Rs 5 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1500 to 2000 Begs at: CP Tank, Charni Road Working hours: Early morning to late evening Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother. Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children. Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000. His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. 'My brother manages everything,' he said. Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. 'My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money.' NAME: Bharat Jain, 45 Bharat's Assets Rs 70 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500 Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus. Working hours: Early morning to late evening. Home is: Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business. Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centre Family: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother. Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500. His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife. Cool quotient: Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms. Name: Haji, 26 Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakh Day's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000 Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques and temples. Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque. Home is: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people. Family: Mother and sister.. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000 Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals. His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business. Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too much hardwork. 'I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone.. Also, I make a decent amount every day. ------------ ----<( ULTIMATE!!! )>---------- ------- Name: Doesn't matter, A Engineer (Double Graduate ) Enggr 's Assets: Some old Design Book, Operating Procedure, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me. Day's earning: Peanuts Working Hours: Day and Night Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard. His worth: Depends on the Boss, If Boss in not happy then he's useless Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only " I Don't Know " . Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD(Jack , Obvious someone else is paying for those shots )... So Kya soch rahe ho. katora UthaO & ...!!! ; GO......    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Aasawari is derived from the famous 'MAD' magazine catch phrase: " What, me worry? " Kishore Shah 1974 Fw: Mumbai Beggars You won't believe this !! NAME: Massu or Malana, 60 Massu's Assets Rs 30 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500 Begs at: Lokhandwala. . Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars. Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am. Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby. Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in- law share the apartment with him. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 1500. Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties. One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details. Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs. During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes. NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42 Krishna 's Assets Rs 5 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1500 to 2000 Begs at: CP Tank, Charni Road Working hours: Early morning to late evening Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother. Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children. Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000. His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. 'My brother manages everything,' he said. Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. 'My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money.' NAME: Bharat Jain, 45 Bharat's Assets Rs 70 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500 Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus. Working hours: Early morning to late evening. Home is: Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business. Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centre Family: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother. Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500. His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife. Cool quotient: Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms. Name: Haji, 26 Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakh Day's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000 Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques and temples. Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque. Home is: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people. Family: Mother and sister.. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000 Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals. His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business. Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too much hardwork. 'I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone.. Also, I make a decent amount every day. ------------ ----<( ULTIMATE!!! )>---------- ------- Name: Doesn't matter, A Engineer (Double Graduate ) Enggr 's Assets: Some old Design Book, Operating Procedure, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me. Day's earning: Peanuts Working Hours: Day and Night Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard. His worth: Depends on the Boss, If Boss in not happy then he's useless Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only " I Don't Know " . Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD(Jack , Obvious someone else is paying for those shots )... So Kya soch rahe ho. katora UthaO & ...!!! ; GO...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Dear Dr KS  I am afraid I don't quite understand! Wud u plz elaborate further?  DDM '76 From: aasawari bapat <aasawaribapat@ yahoo.co. in> Subject: Re: Fw: Mumbai Beggars To: mgimsyahoogroups (DOT) com Date: Friday, 2 April, 2010, 12:51 AM Wow......... ......... i am sure new colleges and courses are on their way too......... ... aasawari91 saving her pennies in a piggy bank........ .... ____________ _________ _________ __ From: Ashok Bhaskar <abhaskarmd@ yahoo. com> To: abhaskarmdyahoo (DOT) com Sent: Thu, 1 April, 2010 4:59:53 PM Subject: Fw: Mumbai Beggars You won't believe this !! NAME: Massu or Malana, 60 Massu's Assets Rs 30 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500 Begs at: Lokhandwala. . Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars. Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am. Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby. Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in- law share the apartment with him. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 1500. Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties. One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details. Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs. During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes. NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42 Krishna 's Assets Rs 5 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 1500 to 2000 Begs at: CP Tank, Charni Road Working hours: Early morning to late evening Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother. Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children. Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000. His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. 'My brother manages everything,' he said. Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. 'My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money.' NAME: Bharat Jain, 45 Bharat's Assets Rs 70 lakh in properties alone Day's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500 Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus. Working hours: Early morning to late evening. Home is: Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business. Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centre Family: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother. Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500. His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife. Cool quotient: Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms. Name: Haji, 26 Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakh Day's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000 Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques and temples. Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque. Home is: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people. Family: Mother and sister.. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000 Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals. His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business. Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too much hardwork. 'I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone.. Also, I make a decent amount every day. ------------ ----<( ULTIMATE!!! )>---------- ------- Name: Doesn't matter, A Engineer (Double Graduate ) Enggr 's Assets: Some old Design Book, Operating Procedure, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me. Day's earning: Peanuts Working Hours: Day and Night Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard. His worth: Depends on the Boss, If Boss in not happy then he's useless Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only " I Don't Know " . Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD(Jack , Obvious someone else is paying for those shots )... So Kya soch rahe ho. katora UthaO & ...!!! ; GO...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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