Re: Fw: PRESIDENT ELECT 2016

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hahahahaha,, I know friends who would swear that had to be their mom's! lolSHARON CROSBY wrote: Sharon in NW Washington Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde : PRESIDENT ELECT 2016 The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first Jewish >>> president, Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after >>> election day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my >>> inauguration.">>>>>>>>>>>> "I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive. Your father isn't as >>> young as he used to be and, please, my arthritis is acting up again.">>>>>>>>>>>> "Don't worry about it Mom. I'll send Air Force One to pick you up >>> and take you home. And a

limousine will pick you up at your door.">>>>>>>>>>>> "I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy; what on earth would I >>> wear?">>>>>>>>>>>> "Oh Mom" replies , "I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown >>> custom-made by the best designer in New York.">>>>>>>>>>>> "Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you >>> and your friends like to eat.">>>>>>>>>>>> The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair >>> is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the >>> way. Please, Mom, I really want you to come.">>>>>>>>>>>> So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Goldfarb is >>> being sworn in as President of the United States.>>>>>>>>>>>> In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to >>> a Senator sitting next to her. "You see that woman over there with her >>> hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States?">>>>>>>>>>>> The Senator whispers back, "Yes, I do.">>>>>>>>>>>> Says Mom proudly, "Her brother is a doctor.">>> Jackie

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ROFL, I also know a few that " wouldn't put it past " their Mom/s.

>

> Sharon in NW Washington

>

> Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde

>

> : PRESIDENT ELECT 2016

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> The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first

Jewish

> >>> president, Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few

weeks after

> >>> election day and says, " So, Mom, I assume you will be coming

to my

> >>> inauguration. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> " I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive. Your father

isn't as

> >>> young as he used to be and, please, my arthritis is acting up

again. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> " Don't worry about it Mom. I'll send Air Force One to

pick you up

> >>> and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your

door. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> " I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy; what on earth

would I

> >>> wear? "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> " Oh Mom " replies , " I'll make sure you have a

wonderful gown

> >>> custom-made by the best designer in New York. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> " Honey, " Mom complains, " you know I can't eat those rich

foods you

> >>> and your friends like to eat. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> The President-to-be responds, " Don't worry Mom. The

entire affair

> >>> is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher

all the

> >>> way. Please, Mom, I really want you to come. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017,

Goldfarb is

> >>> being sworn in as President of the United States.

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> In the front row sits the new President's mother, who

leans over to

> >>> a Senator sitting next to her. " You see that woman over there

with her

> >>> hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States? "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> The Senator whispers back, " Yes, I do. "

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>

> >>> Says Mom proudly, " Her brother is a doctor. "

> >>>

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> Jackie

>

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me too!!!!! lolDUG wrote: ROFL, I also know a few that "wouldn't put it past" their Mom/s. > > Sharon in NW Washington > > Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde > > : PRESIDENT ELECT 2016 > > The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first Jewish > >>> president, Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after > >>> election day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my > >>> inauguration." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive. Your father isn't as > >>> young as he used to be and, please, my arthritis is acting up again." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "Don't worry about it Mom. I'll send Air Force One to pick you up > >>> and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door." >

>>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy; what on earth would I > >>> wear?" > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "Oh Mom" replies , "I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown > >>> custom-made by the best designer in New York." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you > >>> and your friends like to eat." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair > >>> is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the > >>> way. Please, Mom, I really want you to come." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Goldfarb is > >>> being sworn in as President of the United States. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to > >>> a Senator sitting next to her. "You see that woman over there with her > >>> hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States?" > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> The Senator whispers back, "Yes, I do." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> Says Mom proudly, "Her brother is a doctor." > >>> > > > > > > > > > Jackie > Jackie