Guest guest Posted October 26, 1999 Report Share Posted October 26, 1999 Just a funny I thought I would pass on!! ;o) > The Ages of Women > > Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella/Sleeping > Beauty etc. > > Age 15: Looks at herself and sees > Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or > if she is PMSing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY " Mom, I > can't go to school looking > like this " . > > Age 20: Looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, > too short/too tall, > too straight/too curly, but decides she's going > anyway. > > Age 30: Looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, > too short/too tall, > too straight/too curly, but decides she doesn't have > time to fix it so > she's going anyway. > > Age 40: Looks at herself and sees " too fat/too thin, > too short/too tall, > too straight/too curly and says " at least I'm clean " > and goes anyway. > > Age 50: Looks at herself and says " I am " and goes > wherever she wants to. > > Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all > the people who can't > even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out > and conquers the world. > > Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter > and ability, goes out > and enjoys life. > > Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red > hat and goes out to do > anything she pleases. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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