Subject: Ordering a Pizza in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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funny, but scary.......very scary!

IT MAY BE COMING TO THIS BEFORE 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Ordering a Pizza in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive,and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at LincolnInsurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are youcalling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-MeatSpecial pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very highblood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Careprovider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'lllike it"

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your locallibrary last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Yourcredit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your drivergets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. Howlong will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're outgetting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a littleawkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your cargot repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd beusing it."

Customer: "@#%/$@ & ?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got aJuly 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Cokeyour ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us fromoffering free soda to diabetics.

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