[Modoasis] enjoyable reading - update on dad while nada is gone

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Ok all, I have this wad of a story to tell you. Nada is out of town

this week and for 2 months I have wanted to ask my dad why he came

back home after 2 wks when he ran away from nada, amongst other

things. I am telling you - I hope you get a kick out of this crazy

info like I did

Well, after he had left, nada called the police reporting his truck as

stolen (I don't know how she could pull that off; I think the truck is

in his name or whatever). Well, dad got stopped on the highway by a

sheriff or smoething, told him to get out of the truck and put his

hands on the truck and take his wallet out slowly. Dad had no clue

what was going on and kept asking if there was a problem. The officer

said this truck was reported as stolen. But once dad gave him his

driver's licencse and apparently the officer ran the license, he said

" this must have been some sort of mistake " dad knew what the mistake

was, alright, but did not tell the officer anything

Nada also reported to the poilce my dad as missing. After he came

back home after the 2 weeks, he noticed an officer out front talking

to nada, so he goes out and asks if anything is going on. The officer

said " Your wife reported you as missing " Dad says, " This is me right

here " Officer must have gotten him alone without nada somehow b/c

dad told officer he had to leave for a while b/c she was driving him

crazy. Officer said he understood; that happens sometimes. Then

officer said, " Do us a favor. Next time you leave, call us first to

say you are leaving "

Nada is great at staying up all night snooping through people's stuff,

such as dad's. He can't hide anything anywhere. She found his cell

phone, some paperwork about renting a storage place and a po box, etc.

So he got a big heavy(like over 100 pds) safe to lock his important

stuff in. He had it in the back of his truck with a tarp over it. He

had his new cell phone, any paperwork, and his wallet in there. Well,

goes out to the truck one morning and the safe is not in the truck.

He goes in the house and mentions it to nada to see what response she

gave. NOw usually she would tell him how stupid he was to leave

important or expensive stuff out for people to steal, but she made

absolutely no comment. He thinks she had someone come move it b/c

there is no way she could do it by herself. Plus she is all handicap,

remember? But he said he could barely flip the thing himself, so it's

heavy. Now he is driving without a driver's license. I guess he

knows to go get another one. He reported the safe and the cell phone,

etc as stolen. The police or the cell phone people? told him that if

someone activates the stolen cell phone then theycould be arrested. I

hope someone activates it b/c that would be hilarious!

Now my dad is friends with this guy who gave him a safe. The guy's

sister is a carpenter. My dad is a carpenter. He and his friend's

sister have worked together on houses and stuff. Nada claims dad is

having an affair with this woman. Well, this is just too hilarious,

the woman is a lesbian!! hahaha!!!! He's having an affair, right!

Nada does not know the woman is a lesbian, though. The only reason

that woman works with my dad is b/c he is friends with her brother;

otherwise, she hates men.

Some homeschool kid did come use dad's lawnmower while he was gone for

2 weeks apparently b/c he said someone screwed up his lawnmower

including bending the blades (geez. now I remember why I don't let

kids use my lawnmower)

There is some dumb therapist both nada and dad are going to. From

what he says, this therapist is completely clueless. As usual with

therapists nada and dad have gone to, nada starts off the session by

handing the therapist a 5-page note. This therapist actually lets her

do that and does not seem to think it weird. ONe time the therapist

asked something and my dad answered, and the therapist said, " You know,

your wife predicted you would say that " What an igmo therapist.

Not only that but nada hogs the whole session and runs over dad when

he speaks. The therapist did say " next time we will let him talk "

So next time he starts talking and nada runs over what he says and

therapist does not tell her to shut up. I don't get that one. I

don't know if she is some marriage counselor or what.

Then nada was also seeing some therapist apart from that (supposedly

the one who specializes in BPD?) that shesupposedly went to get

testing for BPD with. She told dad that that therapist said she is

completely normal. She also told sister that that therapist is going

to call us both and that the T told nada she is not a BPD. Therapist

has not called me yet, anyway,nor sister. What's she waiting on?

Hmm. Can't ever figure out what stories are true or not.

Now what happened to nada's last therapist she was going to? That

was the one I wanted previous T records to be transferred to. That T

told me she was going to request nada to transfer records per my

request before I would ever think of going in on a session. Must have

happened, eh? Oh, and the T that the records were being

transferred from is the T I did go in for 2 sessions. That is the one

who wrote a letter to me (after nada threatened to sue her) stating

she never told me nada was BPD, but that she remember I brought it up

and she heard me (I think that was code language for me). Nada got

that letter and called everyone up like homeschoolers and read it to

them (trying to prove to them she is not BPD) I told the therapist

she was calling everyone up reading it to them which is why I did not

appreciate the letter being written (even though I mentioned I thought

there was code language in it so that helped) Well, I guess the T

must have listened - she sent nada a bill for over $100 for her

letter-writing services. HEEHEE!!

When I asked dad why he came back, I had to ask him twice, he just

said b/c he ran out of money ahd his family was giving him money (some

of them are rich, actualy) and nada kept calling them 10x a day and

the brother that came out and found him was pretty much bedridden b/c

of back problems, but b/c he was harassed by nada 10x a day he finally

got in his truck and drove 20 miles to find dad.

On top of all that info, I found out that nada is going to GET BOOTED

from the youth bible class my daughter goes to. There are complaints

about her (b/c she talks too much and practically takes over) plus the

youth director did not appreciate nada calling her AT HER HOUSE to ask

if there was a bible class every week. YYAAAAAYY!

Ok, that's enough fun for now.

Theresa