Guest guest Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 1) To the tune of " We wish you a merry christmas " : My nada's a crazy nut job She feeds on my soul through phone lines I set limits on our contact Got five emails next day! Good riddance I say, to her and her FOG, I'll have a nice Christmas with her not here this year. 2) To the tune of " Grandma got runover by a reindeer " : Nada got run over by a reindeer Sneaking into our house christmas eve I'd barred the door but she unlocked a window So Santa mowed her down cause he loves me. 3) To the tune of " Jingle bells " : Jingle Bells Nada smells D___, I wish she'd leave Guilt me into seeing her and now I'm going to heave, Oh! Jingle bells I'm in hell Running for the door Hoover caught me in full sprint, I'm clawing at the floor. 4) To the tune of " Oh Holy Night " Oh holy sh*t, her mouth will not stop mo-ving, I am lost in FOG and I'm scared Oh holy crap, she's on me like a vampire, Drink some wine and I might just not care. Fall on your knees And beg her to stop talking Oh whine, of thine Nada please, shut up sometime. Oh wine, of miiiiiiiiine Numb me out till Valentine's. Cheers ya'll, Ivorysoap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Soooo funny! You are a crack up! Verrry creative! Thanks, I think we all need to laugh about the crap that nada brings to the holiday table... Bobby > > 1) To the tune of " We wish you a merry christmas " : > > My nada's a crazy nut job > She feeds on my soul through phone lines > I set limits on our contact > Got five emails next day! > > Good riddance I say, to her and her FOG, > I'll have a nice Christmas with her not here this year. > > 2) To the tune of " Grandma got runover by a reindeer " : > > Nada got run over by a reindeer > Sneaking into our house christmas eve > I'd barred the door but she unlocked a window > So Santa mowed her down cause he loves me. > > 3) To the tune of " Jingle bells " : > > Jingle Bells > Nada smells > D___, I wish she'd leave > Guilt me into seeing her and now I'm going to heave, Oh! > > Jingle bells > I'm in hell > Running for the door > Hoover caught me in full sprint, I'm clawing at the floor. > > 4) To the tune of " Oh Holy Night " > > Oh holy sh*t, her mouth will not stop mo-ving, > I am lost in FOG and I'm scared > Oh holy crap, she's on me like a vampire, > Drink some wine and I might just not care. > > Fall on your knees > And beg her to stop talking > Oh whine, of thine > Nada please, shut up sometime. > Oh wine, of miiiiiiiiine > Numb me out till Valentine's. > > > Cheers ya'll, > Ivorysoap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 > > Dear Ivory - your Christmas carols really cracked me up!! I needed > the laugh - tonight, my brother is coming from the east coast to > meet w/ Nada and me. Nada lives in my home, and I've finally > realized w/ counseling and education (SWOE and UBM) that I deserve to > have my own life. We will still look after Nada, but she will need to > move into a senior apartment in town. I told her that I wanted to > preserve our relationship, but the tension of us living together was > destroying that. I told her that we'd both given it our best shot, > but living together didn't seem to make either of us happy. I tried > to be kind and empathetic, while maintaining my own control (w/ > suggestions from the SWOE and UBM books). You'd think I was > suggesting sending her to Siberia, rather than a truly lovely senior > apartment. The FOG began pretty quickly. She suggested that I > HADN'T it my best shot (I can never do well enough, apparently). She > said that death would be better than moving into a senior apartment. > So anyway - thanks for the laugh - w/ the weekend ahaead of me I > needed a chuckle. Tomorrow my brother and I take her to look at the > senior apartments. Those of you who pray, please send up a good word > for my family - Phili > Wow! Good for you. It's really inspiring to hear that you are putting the SWOE and UBM methods to work in your life and it sounds like you did a great job. You are so brave!! Here's my situation, maybe it will inspire you too! I haven't spoken with my nada in a few months, but when I start again I plan to journal EVERY contact with her. It will go like this: I'll see her for maybe an hour or so (gotta set the boundary ahead of time or I'll get stuck looking for a reason to leave...), and immediately afterwards, I will get really comfy in my PJs at home and write until the cows come home. I'm hoping that this will help me to clear up FOG and get stronger as I try to deal with nada. Bobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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