Guest guest Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 hahahahaSHARON CROSBY wrote: One day the maid unexpectedly requested a pay raise. Madam was a bit upset about this and asked, 'Now , we pay you very well. Why do you think you should have more money?' said 'Well Madam, there are 3 very good reasons. 'First, I iron better than you.' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?' , 'The Master said so.' Madam: 'Oh' : 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?' : 'The Master did.' Madam: 'Oh.' : 'The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Madam: (very upset) 'Did the Master say that as well?' : 'No Madam, the gardener did.' (THE PAY INCREASE AND A BONUS CAME IMMEDIATELY!) Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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