Guest guest Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Free Medical Advice A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?""I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. Compliments of GlennANDY ROONEY on women over 40 "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: 1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. 2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. 3. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. 4. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. 5. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 6. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. 7. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. 8. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. 9. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 10. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. ANDY ROONEY ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.515 / Virus Database: 313 - Release Date: 9/1/03 Be good to yourself,LizAttitude determines altitude. - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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