Guest guest Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 I liked this one Sharon, Still laughing Butch > > > > > > > > > Subject: Longevity > > > > > > As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot. It's the tortoise life for me! > > 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. > 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water, and is fat. > 3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. > 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. > > And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so. > > I'm retired. Go around me. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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