Guest guest Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 It just occurred to me -- Can't eat beef - mad cow. Can't eat chicken - bird flu Can't eat eggs - again, bird flu Can't eat pork - fears that bird flu will infect greedy piggies Can't eat fish - mercury poisoning Can't eat fruits and veggies - insecticides and herbicides Hmmmm. I believe that leaves chocolate! What a shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Cute Lyndi, Yes, what a terrible shame. lol Lyndi wrote:It just occurred to me -- Can't eat beef - mad cow. Can't eat chicken - bird flu Can't eat eggs - again, bird flu Can't eat pork - fears that bird flu will infect greedy piggies Can't eat fish - mercury poisoning Can't eat fruits and veggies - insecticides and herbicides Hmmmm. I believe that leaves chocolate! What a shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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