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A man had just settled into his seatnext to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seatand put his black Labrador retriever between them. The first man asked whythe dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEAagent and that the dog was a sniffing dog."His name is Sniffer, and he's the bestthere is," he said. "I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him towork."The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watchthis."He told Sniffer to "search."Sniffer jumped down, walkedalong the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman forseveral seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on theagent's arm.The agent said, "Good boy." He turned to the other man and said, "That womanis in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number. Theauthorities will apprehend her when we land.""Say, that's pretty neat,"replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search theaisles.The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned tohis seat and placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That manis carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for thepolice."The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down theaisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing backto the agent. He jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all overthe place. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn'tfigure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked theagent, "What's going on?"The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

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A man had just settled into his seatnext to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seatand put his black Labrador retriever between them. The first man asked whythe dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEAagent and that the dog was a sniffing dog."His name is Sniffer, and he's the bestthere is," he said. "I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him towork."The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watchthis."He told Sniffer to "search."Sniffer jumped down, walkedalong the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman forseveral seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on theagent's arm.The agent said, "Good boy." He turned to the other man and said, "That womanis in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number. Theauthorities will apprehend her when we land.""Say, that's pretty neat,"replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search theaisles.The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned tohis seat and placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That manis carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for thepolice."The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down theaisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing backto the agent. He jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all overthe place. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn'tfigure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked theagent, "What's going on?"The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"