Fw: [Hells-Geriatrics] Re: Fwd: FW: air -- Good One !!

[Guest guest]

..> > "Spare a thought for O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'air'.......> > Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint > of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro > please, Mr. O'Leary."> > Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed > over his money.> > "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And > we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We > have the cheapest beer in Ireland"> > "That is remarkable value" comments> > "I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of > ours. That will be 3 euro please."> > O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.> > "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. -> > You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro."> > "I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in > this frame please"> > attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he > can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".> > "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra > surcharge of ?4.00 for your seat sir"> > O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your > laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked > either, that will be another 3 euro."> > O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink > on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the > manager".> > "Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be > 2 euro please."> > O'Leary's face was red with rage.> > "Do you know who I am?"> > "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"> > "I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet > drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"> > "Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between > 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. > Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge > of only 10 cent per second"> > "I will never use this bar again"> > "OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints > for one Euro".> > > >