Guest guest Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011  This should make you smile! A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?†“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations.†“How much is everyone giving, on average?†the driver asks. The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.†The information contained in this message may be confidential and legally protected under applicable law. The message is intended solely for the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, forwarding, dissemination, or reproduction of this message is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by return e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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