Fw: [Hells-Geriatrics] Profile Quiz...are You a Cat Person?

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Profile Quiz.. are You a Cat Person? No. Next!However, if you are a cat person, here's a test for you.------------ Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats? - Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake?- Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?" - Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the potential spot for the litterbox? - Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein? - Last Christmas/Hanukkah, did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids? - Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats? - Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or grandkids? - Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle? - Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine? - Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making that noise with your pursed lips? - Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message? - When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the litterbox"? - Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty? - Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and have a birthday party to celebrate? - When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second. - Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?" How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering one with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person." But the number of yes answers determines the degree. Your "Cat-ability" Score"- 1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but it's OK, you're learning. - 5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential is there. - 9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself. - 14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations! (But you'll find no 12 step program here!)