Fw: [Hells-Geriatrics] Re: Baking Cookies With Your Cat

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> > > Baking Cookies With Your Cat > > 1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe. > > 2. Get cup of coffee. > > 3. Get cat off of cookbook. > > 4. Find that special recipe. > > 5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug. > > 6. Go to fridge and get eggs. > > 7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard. > > 8. Break eggs in small bowl. > > 9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl. > > 10. Answer the phone. > > 11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge. > > 12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off. > > 13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands. > > 14. Throw flour out and get more. > > 15. Preheat oven for cookies. > > 16. Glare at cat with desire to bake cat now. > > 17. Watch cat run for cover into bathroom. > > 18. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough. > > 19. Run to bathroom to investigate loud crashing sound. > > 20. Cat has toilet paper all over floor and your personal bathroom > things knocked over on top of the counter. > > 21. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl. > > 22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off. > > 23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs. > > 24. Clean up bathroom. > > 25. Run to kitchen to see what cat is doing now. > > 26. Get wet cat off floured counter in kitchen. > > 27. Try to pick cat hairs out of flour. > > 28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten. > > 29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies. > > 30. Casually fling cat onto the roof of a passing Winnebago > > 31. Act surprised when you find that the cat has made it home before > you. > > And MM completes the list with:> > 32. Bake cat.>