Fw: [Hells-Geriatrics] Ole

[Guest guest]

Ole and Sven are looking through a Sears catalog and admiring the models.Ole says to Sven, Haff yew seen da beautiful girls in dis catalog? Svenreplies, Ya, dey are really beautiful. And look at da price!Ole says, with wide eyes, Wow, dey aren't verra expensive. At dis price,I'm buying vun.Sven smiles and pats him on the back. Good idea! Order vun and if she's asbeautiful as she is in da catalog, I vill get vun too.Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend, Did yew ever receive da girl yewordered from dat Sears catalog?Ole replies... No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothesyesterday!