Fw: [Hells-Geriatrics] funnies

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because its hard to run in squares! A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. "I am the strongest, most powerful man here," he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of , one of the older workmen. After several minutes, had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got." reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said "All right. Get in."I was told I needed to backup my hard drive. Hell I don't even know how to get it into reverse. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Washington State Law It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. Sam's barn burned down and his wife, Jane, called the insurance company. Jane spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that dang-on barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured and then we'll provide you with another barn, just like the original one." There was a long pause, and then Jane replied, "If that's how it works, I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband.