Re: Re: Fw: Fw: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

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Funny!!

Re: Fw: Fw: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

I have been seeing guys doing this quite a bit in my neck of the woods,except the makeup part. I live in East Texas where men are men and sheep are nervous...Butch>> > : FW: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE> > > > > > > MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE> > A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:> > 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines > enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.> > Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures > outlined below when accessing their accounts.> > After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been > developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'> > *******************************> > MALE PROCEDURE:> > 1. Drive up to the cash machine.> 2. Put down your car window.> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.> 6. Put window up.> 7. Drive off.> > *******************************> > FEMALE PROCEDURE:> (What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)> > 1. Drive up to cash machine.> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the > machine.> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive > distance from the car.> 8. Insert card.> 9. Re-insert card the right way.> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside > back page.> 11. Enter PIN.> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.> 13. Enter amount of cash required.> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of > check book.> 18. Re-check makeup.> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.> 21. Retrieve card.> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot > provided!> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.> 25. Re-dial person on cell phone.> 26. Drive for 2 - 3 miles. > 27. Release Parking Brake.> > > SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it....>------------------------------------It's a pleasure having you join in our conversations. We hope you have found the support you need with us. If you are using email for your posts, for easy access to our group, just click the link-- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hepatitis_C_Central/Happy Posting

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LOL Butch,

Same here in San . Except it is male and female here.

These people are crazy drivers. I would rather drive in Austin rush hour traffic than here in San during rush hour.

It we don't have 45 wrecks a day then we aren't doing something right. LOL

Love

Janet

"There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go"

Frederick Faber

To: Hepatitis_C_Central Sent: Sunday, September 18, 2011 5:43 PMSubject: Re: Fw: Fw: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

I have been seeing guys doing this quite a bit in my neck of the woods,except the makeup part. I live in East Texas where men are men and sheep are nervous...Butch>> > : FW: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE> > > > > > > MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE> > A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:> > 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines > enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.> > Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures > outlined below when accessing their accounts.> > After months of

careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been > developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'> > *******************************> > MALE PROCEDURE:> > 1. Drive up to the cash machine.> 2. Put down your car window.> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.> 6. Put window up.> 7. Drive off.> > *******************************> > FEMALE PROCEDURE:> (What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)> > 1. Drive up to cash machine.> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the > machine.> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.> 5. Tell person on cell

phone you will call them back and hang up.> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive > distance from the car.> 8. Insert card.> 9. Re-insert card the right way.> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside > back page.> 11. Enter PIN.> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.> 13. Enter amount of cash required.> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of > check book.> 18. Re-check makeup.> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.> 21. Retrieve card.> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot >

provided!> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.> 25. Re-dial person on cell phone.> 26. Drive for 2 - 3 miles. > 27. Release Parking Brake.> > > SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it....>