Two priests

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The Stud Two priests died at the same time and met Saint at the Pearly Gates.St. said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.What'll it be?"The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains .""So be it," says St. , and off flies the first priest.The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. ?" "No I told you the computer's down, There's no way we can keep track of what you are doing."In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud."So be it" says St. , and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. to recall the two priests."Will you have any trouble locating them? he asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. ,"He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.But the second one could prove to be more difficult."Why asks the Lord"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota "

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LOVE IT!!! I just love your humor Sharon,, thank you for posting such great jokes as laughter is good for our immune systems!

jax

Subject: Two priestsTo: Date: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 7:49 PM

The Stud Two priests died at the same time and met Saint at the Pearly Gates.St. said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.What'll it be?"The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains .""So be it," says St. , and off flies the first priest.The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. ?" "No I told you the computer's down, There's no way we can keep track of what you are doing."In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud."So be it" says St. , and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. to recall the two priests."Will you have any trouble locating them? he

asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. ,"He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.But the second one could prove to be more difficult."Why asks the Lord"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota "

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I like jokes and get them from epals all over the world and love to share them. Laughter is good even when we are ill.

Sharon

Two priestsTo: Date: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 7:49 PM

The Stud Two priests died at the same time and met Saint at the Pearly Gates.St. said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.What'll it be?"The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains .""So be it," says St. , and off flies the first priest.The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. ?" "No I told you the computer's down, There's no way we can keep track of what you are doing."In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud."So be it" says St. , and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. to recall the two priests."Will you have any trouble locating them? he asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. ,"He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.But the second one could prove to be more difficult."Why asks the Lord"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota "