Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 > Q. What animal has four legs and an arm? > > A. A Rottweiler. > > > ------------------------------------- > > Q. What do you call bears with no ears? > > A. B. > > ------------------------------------- > > Q. What is a Shitzu? > > A. A zoo with no animals. > > ------------------------------------- > What kind of shoes do frogs wear? > Open toad! > > How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? > Unhoppy. > > What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got > toad!! > > Why did the frog go to the hospital? > He needed a " hopperation " ! > ---------------------------------- > > And just to finish with, possibly the worst of them all. > A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally > fundamentally Christian pet so they went shopping. At a kennel > specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a > lot. > > When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When > they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using > his paws with dexterity. > > They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of > course). > > That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new > fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed > off a little. > > The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any > of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they > hadn't thought about 'normal' tricks. > > " Well, " they said, " let's try this out. " > > Once more they called out to the dog, and told him " Heel! " > > Quick as a flash, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, > closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 those are GREAT nne,, I needed a good laugh tonite and you suplied it for me,, thank you! jax Subject: Worst Jokes Ever.To: Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 8:22 PM > Q. What animal has four legs and an arm?>> A. A Rottweiler.>>> ------------------------------------->> Q. What do you call bears with no ears?>> A. B.>> ------------------------------------->> Q. What is a Shitzu?>> A. A zoo with no animals.>> -------------------------------------> What kind of shoes do frogs wear?> Open toad!>> How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?> Unhoppy.>> What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got > toad!!>> Why did the frog go to the hospital?> He needed a "hopperation" !> ---------------------------------->> And just to finish with, possibly the worst of them all.> A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally > fundamentally Christian pet so they went shopping. At a kennel > specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a > lot.>> When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When > they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using > his paws with dexterity.>> They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of > course).>> That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new > fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed > off a little.>> The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any > of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they > hadn't thought about 'normal' tricks.>> "Well," they said, "let's try this out.">> Once more they called out to the dog, and told him "Heel!">> Quick as a flash, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, > closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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