Re: Fw: Fwd: The Perfect Husband

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Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Perfect HusbandTo: Date: Wednesday, December 1, 2010, 10:16 AM

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,980. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$375,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1,950,000" for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really worth the extra money."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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