Guest guest Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 Ahh... Now I understand the part about " there will be weeping and nashing of teeth. " It's not from the same person... Free P.S. What chapter is that in??? LOL > > > >>So, I retired from teaching (after 37 full-time years at the > >>same college) and now I share my accumulated knowledge here. > >>Here is fun, too. > >> > >>- Edith > > > > > > Is this going to be on the test? > > > > Free > > > Hi Free, > > I've heard that question lots over the years. LOL > The answer is no, but the following could be. I just got it via > email from a former student. > > - Edith > > << > Subject: The Donkey--The rest of the story. (an old classic) > > You may have heard the story before, but now you need to hear > the rest of the story... > > > The Donkey > > One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal > cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what > to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well > needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to > retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over > and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt > into the well. > > At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried > horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few > shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He > was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit > his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake > it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued > to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and > take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey > stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! > > Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The > trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a > step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping-stone. We can get > out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! > Shake it off and take a step up. > > Remember the five simple rules to be happy: > 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. > 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. > 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. > 4. Give more. > 5. Expect less. > > > NOW...Enough of that. Now, the rest of the story: > > The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to > bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer > eventually died in agony from septic shock. > > MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong and try > to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you. > >> > > * wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 free_spirit_etc wrote: > Ahh... Now I understand the part about " there will be weeping and > nashing of teeth. " It's not from the same person... > > Free > P.S. What chapter is that in??? LOL Uhhh, its not in the book. Its from the lectures. LOL - Edith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 > Uhhh, its not in the book. Its from the lectures. LOL > > - Edith Egads! You mean I have to PAY ATTENTION??????????? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 free_spirit_etc wrote: > > > >>Uhhh, its not in the book. Its from the lectures. LOL >> >>- Edith > > > Egads! You mean I have to PAY ATTENTION??????????? LOL Like many a teacher has said: " This, too, shall pass. " LOL - Edith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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