IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown

[Guest guest]

Do you like these IEPs?

I do not like these IEP's

I do not like them, Jeeze Louise

We test, we check

we plan, we meet

but nothing ever seems complete.

Would you, could you

like the form?

I do not like the form I see.

Not page 1, not 2, not 3.

Another change,

a brand new box. I think we all

Have lost our rocks.

Could you all meet here or there?

We could not all meet here or there.

We cannot all fit anywhere.

Not in a room

Not in a hall

There seems to be no space at all.

Would you, could you meet again?

I cannot meet again next week

No lunch, no prep

Please hear me speak.

No, not at dusk and not at dawn

At 4 p. m. I should be gone.

Could you hear while all speak out?

Would you write the words they spout?

I could not hear, I would not write

This does not need to be a fight.

Sign here, date there,

Mark this, check that.

Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).

You do not like them

so you say

Try it again! Try it again!

and then you may.

If you let me be,

I'll try again

and you will see.

Say!

I almost like these IEP's

I think I'll write 6003.

And I will practice day and night

Until they say

" You've got it right " .

[Guest guest]

HILARIOUS!!! LOVE IT! THANKS FOR SHARING!GLADYS To: autism-aspergers Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:04 PM Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown

Do you like these IEPs?

I do not like these IEP's

I do not like them, Jeeze Louise

We test, we check

we plan, we meet

but nothing ever seems complete.

Would you, could you

like the form?

I do not like the form I see.

Not page 1, not 2, not 3.

Another change,

a brand new box. I think we all

Have lost our rocks.

Could you all meet here or there?

We could not all meet here or there.

We cannot all fit anywhere.

Not in a room

Not in a hall

There seems to be no space at all.

Would you, could you meet again?

I cannot meet again next week

No lunch, no prep

Please hear me speak.

No, not at dusk and not at dawn

At 4 p. m. I should be gone.

Could you hear while all speak out?

Would you write the words they spout?

I could not hear, I would not write

This does not need to be a fight.

Sign here, date there,

Mark this, check that.

Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).

You do not like them

so you say

Try it again! Try it again!

and then you may.

If you let me be,

I'll try again

and you will see.

Say!

I almost like these IEP's

I think I'll write 6003.

And I will practice day and night

Until they say

"You've got it right".

[Guest guest]

I really needed a laugh today ... Thanks!! That is very good If guns kill people then pencils cause misspelled words To: autism-aspergers Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 7:04 PM Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown

Do you like these IEPs?

I do not like these IEP's

I do not like them, Jeeze Louise

We test, we check

we plan, we meet

but nothing ever seems complete.

Would you, could you

like the form?

I do not like the form I see.

Not page 1, not 2, not 3.

Another change,

a brand new box. I think we all

Have lost our rocks.

Could you all meet here or there?

We could not all meet here or there.

We cannot all fit anywhere.

Not in a room

Not in a hall

There seems to be no space at all.

Would you, could you meet again?

I cannot meet again next week

No lunch, no prep

Please hear me speak.

No, not at dusk and not at dawn

At 4 p. m. I should be gone.

Could you hear while all speak out?

Would you write the words they spout?

I could not hear, I would not write

This does not need to be a fight.

Sign here, date there,

Mark this, check that.

Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).

You do not like them

so you say

Try it again! Try it again!

and then you may.

If you let me be,

I'll try again

and you will see.

Say!

I almost like these IEP's

I think I'll write 6003.

And I will practice day and night

Until they say

"You've got it right".

[Guest guest]

Thank you. I love that poem, you hit the nail on the head! I have been in so many meetings with my son Marty over the years with these things. We were on the cutting edge ground floor when they first came to pass back in the 60s. Everybody thought they would solve all our problems. Not. Now my grandson Lucas needs one at school and nobody knows what we are talking about. They think the meeting we had last spring to sign documents that Yes he does Need services, from all the tests they did on him, WAS the IEP!

Not.

Carolyn ;o(

From:

Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:04 PM

To: autism-aspergers

Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown

Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEP's I do not like them, Jeeze Louise We test, we check we plan, we meet but nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I see. Not page 1, not 2, not 3. Another change, a brand new box. I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or there. We cannot all fit anywhere. Not in a room Not in a hall There seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak. No, not at dusk and not at dawn At 4 p. m. I should be gone.Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight.Sign here, date there, Mark this, check that. Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).You do not like them so you say Try it again! Try it again! and then you may.If you let me be, I'll try again and you will see.Say!I almost like these IEP'sI think I'll write 6003.And I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right".

[Guest guest]

Thank you. I love that poem, you hit the nail on the head! I have been in so many meetings with my son Marty over the years with these things. We were on the cutting edge ground floor when they first came to pass back in the 60s. Everybody thought they would solve all our problems. Not. Now my grandson Lucas needs one at school and nobody knows what we are talking about. They think the meeting we had last spring to sign documents that Yes he does Need services, from all the tests they did on him, WAS the IEP!

Not.

Carolyn ;o(

From:

Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:04 PM

To: autism-aspergers

Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown

Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEP's I do not like them, Jeeze Louise We test, we check we plan, we meet but nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I see. Not page 1, not 2, not 3. Another change, a brand new box. I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or there. We cannot all fit anywhere. Not in a room Not in a hall There seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak. No, not at dusk and not at dawn At 4 p. m. I should be gone.Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight.Sign here, date there, Mark this, check that. Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).You do not like them so you say Try it again! Try it again! and then you may.If you let me be, I'll try again and you will see.Say!I almost like these IEP'sI think I'll write 6003.And I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right".

[Guest guest]

Carolyn,Id be happy to offer you some tips. Call/email me. <3 Kim McClainParent, Special Needs Advocate & Family Consultant Mobile Fax McClainAutismAdvocate@...----- Reply message -----To: <autism-aspergers >Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author UnknownDate: Mon, Feb 20, 2012 11:21 amThank you. I love that poem, you hit the nail on the head! I have been in so many meetings with my son Marty over the years with these things. We were on the cutting edge ground floor when they first came to pass back in the 60s. Everybody thought they would solve all our problems. Not. Now my grandson Lucas needs one at school and nobody knows what we are talking about. They think the meeting we had last spring to sign documents that Yes he does Need services, from all the tests they did on him, WAS the IEP! Not. Carolyn ;o( From: Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:04 PMTo: autism-aspergers Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEP's I do not like them, Jeeze Louise We test, we check we plan, we meet but nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I see. Not page 1, not 2, not 3. Another change, a brand new box. I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or there. We cannot all fit anywhere. Not in a room Not in a hall There seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak. No, not at dusk and not at dawn At 4 p. m. I should be gone.Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight.Sign here, date there, Mark this, check that. Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).You do not like them so you say Try it again! Try it again! and then you may.If you let me be, I'll try again and you will see.Say!I almost like these IEP'sI think I'll write 6003.And I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right".

[Guest guest]

Carolyn,Id be happy to offer you some tips. Call/email me. <3 Kim McClainParent, Special Needs Advocate & Family Consultant Mobile Fax McClainAutismAdvocate@...----- Reply message -----To: <autism-aspergers >Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author UnknownDate: Mon, Feb 20, 2012 11:21 amThank you. I love that poem, you hit the nail on the head! I have been in so many meetings with my son Marty over the years with these things. We were on the cutting edge ground floor when they first came to pass back in the 60s. Everybody thought they would solve all our problems. Not. Now my grandson Lucas needs one at school and nobody knows what we are talking about. They think the meeting we had last spring to sign documents that Yes he does Need services, from all the tests they did on him, WAS the IEP! Not. Carolyn ;o( From: Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:04 PMTo: autism-aspergers Subject: IEPs According to Dr. Seuss - Author Unknown Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEP's I do not like them, Jeeze Louise We test, we check we plan, we meet but nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I see. Not page 1, not 2, not 3. Another change, a brand new box. I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or there. We cannot all fit anywhere. Not in a room Not in a hall There seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak. No, not at dusk and not at dawn At 4 p. m. I should be gone.Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight.Sign here, date there, Mark this, check that. Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e).You do not like them so you say Try it again! Try it again! and then you may.If you let me be, I'll try again and you will see.Say!I almost like these IEP'sI think I'll write 6003.And I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right".