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Subject: FW: Fwd: Fw: Recycling.

Subject: Fw:

Recycling.

An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam

in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The

Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a

conversation.

The American snapped his gum and

said, " You Australian folk eat the whole bread? "

The Australian frowned, annoyed

with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, " Of

course " .

The American blew a huge bubble.

" We don't. In the states we only eat whats inside. The crusts we collect

in a container, recycle them, transform then into croissants, and sell them

to Australia. "

The American had a smirk on his

face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted.

" D'ya eat jam with the bread? "

Sighing, the Australian replied,

" Of course " .

Cracking his gum between his

teeth, the American said, " We don't. In the states we eat fresh fruit

for breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds, and leftovers in

containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia. "

The Australian then asked,

" Do you have sex in the States? "

The American smiled and said,

" Why, of course we do. " The Australian leaned closer to him and

asked, " and what do you do with the condoms once you've used

them? "

" We throw them away, of course "

Now it was the Australian's turn

to smile. " We don't. In Australia,

we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum

and sell them to the United

States.

Why do you think its called

Wrigley's? "

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