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January 29, 2006

Mazz, Thanks! Now, that was funny.. actually here in the States, we

call that a " groaner " ....very cute!

Hope you enjoy this one as much as I did

>>Tony and Sharon were both patients in a mental hospital.

>>

>>One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Tony

>>suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and

>>stayed there.

>>

>>Sharon promptly jumped in to save him, she swam to the bottom, pulled Tony

>>out and brought him to his room.

>>

>>When the hospital director became aware of Sharon's heroic act, she

>>immediately ordered that Sharon be discharged from the hospital because

>>she now considered Sharon to be mentally stable.

>>

>>She went to Sharon and said, " I have some good news and some bad news " .

>>

>>The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so

>>rationally to a crisis. By jumping in to the pool to save the life of

>>another patient, you displayed sound mindedness.

>>

>>The bad news is that Tony, the patient you saved, hung himself in his

>>bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,

>>but he's dead " .

>>

>>Sharon replied " He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon

>>can I go home? " .

>

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