Guest guest Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 one more for a laugh.... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with , so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung ov er, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' smile 42 ________________________________________________________________________ More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! - http://webmail.aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 I like! Kirk > > one more for a laugh.... > > Two women friends had gone for a girl's > night out. > > Both were very faithful and loving wives. > > However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. > Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in > the cemetery. > One of them had nothing to wipe with > , so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. > Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did > not want to ruin them. > > She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with > a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. > After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. > > The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally > sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung ov > er, so he phoned the other husband and said, > > 'These girl nights have got to stop! > I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife > came home with no panties!!' > > That's nothing' said the other husband, > > 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass > that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. > We'll never forget you.' > > smile > > 42 > > __________________________________________________________ > More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! - > http://webmail.aol.com > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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