Guest guest Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 How True...... a morning giggle > The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed > good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. > > " May I help you? " she asked. > > " I want to see , " the man replied. > > " Sir, is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would > prefer someone else, " said the madam. > > " No. I must see , " was the man's reply. > > Just then, appeared and announced to the man that she charged > $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar > bills, gave them to , and they went upstairs. > > After an hour, the man calmly left. > > The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see . > > explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row -- > too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. > > Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to and they went > upstairs. After an hour, he left. > > The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that > he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid and they went > upstairs. > > After their session, questioned the man. " No one has ever been > with me three nights in a row. Where are you from? " she asked. > > The man replied, " South Carolina. " > > " Really? " she said. > > " I have family in South Carolina. " > > " I know, " the man replied. " Your father died and I am your sister's > attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance. " > > The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are > certain: > > 1. Death > 2. Taxes > 3. Being screwed by a lawyer > -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.14.21/236 - Release Date: 20/01/2006 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.14.21/236 - Release Date: 20/01/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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