Guest guest Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 From my high school hockey goalie, Dennis Mahoney. (Old goalies never die they just smell that way.) -- E. Abrahamson, D.C. Chiropractic physician Lake Oswego Chiropractic Clinic 315 Second Street Lake Oswego, OR 97034 Website: http://www.lakeoswegochiro.com ------ Forwarded Message From: Dennis Mahoney An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father Mahoney rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: " Good morning. This is Sergeant . How might I help you? " " And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father Mahoney at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter? " Sergeant , considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, " Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites! " There was dead silence on the line for a long moment...Father Mahoney then replied: " Aye,'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call. " ------ End of Forwarded Message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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