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Driving along the Clackamas River Sunday evening and find a truck upside down in the ditch.

Cop sitting calmly in his car drinking coffee.

2 people wandering around both dressed in all black.

OMG & WTF!

Asked the guy when this happened. About 10 minutes ago.

Is there anyone in the truck? No.

Where is the driver? I’m the driver.

Please explain. I swerved to miss a raccoon, deer, bear, elephant, etc. Hit the retaining wall on the right, overcorrected left and rolled the truck.

Fortunately, I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt so I was ejected and tucked my head and rolled. Only ended up with a scratch on my forehead and some of the sand leaked out of my skull because I don’t have brains.

Why are you guys dressed in black? We just got off work from a bar and my girlfriend was following me home.

Why do you smell like alcohol? Duh. I dunno.

To the cop: you don’t see this every day. I do.

Do you perform field sobriety tests on these? Not this one.

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E. Abrahamson, D.C.

Chiropractic physician

Lake Oswego Chiropractic Clinic

315 Second Street

Lake Oswego, OR 97034

Website: http://www.lakeoswegochiro.com

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