Guest guest Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Driving along the Clackamas River Sunday evening and find a truck upside down in the ditch. Cop sitting calmly in his car drinking coffee. 2 people wandering around both dressed in all black. OMG & WTF! Asked the guy when this happened. About 10 minutes ago. Is there anyone in the truck? No. Where is the driver? I’m the driver. Please explain. I swerved to miss a raccoon, deer, bear, elephant, etc. Hit the retaining wall on the right, overcorrected left and rolled the truck. Fortunately, I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt so I was ejected and tucked my head and rolled. Only ended up with a scratch on my forehead and some of the sand leaked out of my skull because I don’t have brains. Why are you guys dressed in black? We just got off work from a bar and my girlfriend was following me home. Why do you smell like alcohol? Duh. I dunno. To the cop: you don’t see this every day. I do. Do you perform field sobriety tests on these? Not this one. -- E. Abrahamson, D.C. Chiropractic physician Lake Oswego Chiropractic Clinic 315 Second Street Lake Oswego, OR 97034 Website: http://www.lakeoswegochiro.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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