Guest guest Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 I plan to wear pants with a waist so that i dont over eat! I will just have my 6 small meals a day!!! Happy Thanksgiving to you all! > > I plan to not overeat this year but I make no promises! ) > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Happy Thanksgivings!! Thanksgiving Divorce A man in ville calls his son in San Diego two days before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they’re getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls ville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay.' he says, 'They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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