A Guy's New Workout Program

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A Guys New Weight Loss Program"A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight lossprogram.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair ofNike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without asecond thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing andpuffing, he finally gives up.The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thinghappens.On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost10 lbs. as promised.He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the moststunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen

in his life.. She iswearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck thatreads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellentshape and he does his best, but no such luck.So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him graduallygetting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifthday when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20lbs. as promised.He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50pound program."Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone."This is our most rigorous program.""Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years."The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he findsa huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink runningshoes and a sign around

his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you aremine."He lost 63 pounds that week. ldy_solana's domain Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.-Will

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