Re: A Chuckle__Answers on Children's Science Exam

[Guest guest]

CUTE I NEEDED A LAUGH TODAY I HAVE Been down and know it is just my depression

rearing it's losy head up and being over tired doesn't help. so when i read this

at the library when i was putting in a few hours before Step Study as i cannot

go home cause my electric chair won't [or my body] doesn't have enough energy to

go home and back uptown it was cute. maybe tomorrow i will have some energy to

tackle my dishes or some other work that really needs doing in the place.

>

>

> Q: Name the four seasons.

> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and

> vinegar.

>

> Q: Explain one of the processes by

> which water can be made safe to drink.

> A: Flirtation makes water safe to

> drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand,

> dead sheep and canoeists.

>

> Q: How is dew formed?

> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

>

> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

> A: Keep it in the cow.

>

> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

> A: The tides are a fight between

> the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the

> moon, because there is no water on the moon,

> and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in

> this fight.

>

> Q: What are steroids?

> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

>

> Q: What happens to your body as you age?

> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

>

> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

>

> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

> A: Premature death.

>

> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?

> A: The body is consisted into three parts --

> the brainium, the borax and the abdominal

> cavity. The brainium contains the brain;

> the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal

> cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

>

> Q: What is the fibula?

> A: A small lie.

>

> Q: What does 'varicose' mean?

> A: Nearby.

>

> Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'

> A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome .

>

> Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'

> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

>

[Guest guest]

ah Kim. agreed!

I've been having to remind myself to 'smile anyway' -- doesn't help all that much, but at least it makes me sit or stand up, which helps too... a little anyway

Jean

From: kim

Sent: Tuesday, January 19, 2010 1:31 PM

To: BeingSick

Subject: Re: A Chuckle__Answers on Children's Science Exam

CUTE I NEEDED A LAUGH TODAY I HAVE Been down and know it is just my depression rearing it's losy head up and being over tired doesn't help. so when i read this at the library when i was putting in a few hours before Step Study as i cannot go home cause my electric chair won't [or my body] doesn't have enough energy to go home and back uptown it was cute. maybe tomorrow i will have some energy to tackle my dishes or some other work that really needs doing in the place.>> > Q: Name the four seasons.> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and> vinegar.> > Q: Explain one of the processes by> which water can be made safe to drink.> A: Flirtation makes water safe to> drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand,> dead sheep and canoeists.> > Q: How is dew formed?> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.> > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? > A: Keep it in the cow.> > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?> A: The tides are a fight between> the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the> moon, because there is no water on the moon,> and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in> this fight.> > Q: What are steroids?> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.> > Q: What happens to your body as you age?> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.> > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. > > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.> A: Premature death.> > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? > A: The body is consisted into three parts --> the brainium, the borax and the abdominal> cavity. The brainium contains the brain;> the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal> cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.> > Q: What is the fibula?> A: A small lie.> > Q: What does 'varicose' mean?> A: Nearby.> > Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'> A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome .> > Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.>

[Guest guest]

CUTE;;LOL

HUGS

DORT

Subject: A Chuckle__Answers on Children's Science ExamTo: BeingSick Date: Monday, January 18, 2010, 7:56 PM

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins

in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body

categorized? A: The body is consisted into three parts --

the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome . Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be

eight.