Guest guest Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Hmmm maybe the deeper question is "would I rather be eaten by a Pagan bear or a Christian bear?" Kahn DC Eugene To: oregondcs Sent: Friday, July 27, 2012 12:34 PMSubject: Re: FW: OT...OT...OT....A Walk for the President [1 Attachment] Ok, you saw my serious side, so now it is my turn Walt Eagle Point Subject: An Atheist in the Woods...> > An atheist was walking through the woods. > 'What majestic trees'! > 'What powerful rivers'! > 'What beautiful animals'! > He said to himself.> > As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a> rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to> look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards> him. > > He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked> over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in> on him. > > He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was> even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He> rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear> was right on top of him, reaching for him with his> left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. > > At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' > > Time Stopped. > The bear froze. > The forest was silent.> > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came> out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all> these years, teach others I don't exist and even> credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect> me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to> count you as a believer'? > The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It> would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to> treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could> make the BEAR a Christian'?> > 'Very Well,' said the voice. > > The light went out. The sounds of the forest> resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought> both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: > > 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive> from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ok, sorry I usually resist this but the link below sent to> me by my old orthopedic buddy and proud veteran and after> viewing it I just had to forward it to the list serve our> nation’s future is just tooimportant the experiment is> over….just myopinion…> > > > > > -----> Vern Saboe, Jr, DC., DACAN., FICC., DABFP., FACO.> 915 19th Ave SE> Albany, OR 97322> phone: > e-mail: http://us.mc1132.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=vern@...> website: wverizon.net] > Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:47 PM> To: ;> Subject: Fw: A Walk for the President> > > > > > > > > A good walk for all of us. Very interesting.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good, with a wonderful surprise at the end.> > > > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FKhVnAgt0EY> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------All posts must adhere to OregonDCs rules located on homepage at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/oregondcs/Tell a colleague about OregonDCs! (must be licensed Oregon DC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 I dont get it! Is the Pres Sunni or Shia? Is he wageing Jihad or a communist revolution? To: oregondcs Sent: Friday, July 27, 2012 9:38 PM Subject: Re: FW: OT...OT...OT....A Walk for the President [1 Attachment] I am forwarding this on, as it just came into me today. I personally do not believe in the devil, but I do believe this county is falling from within. Back to being serious Walt Eagle point In God We Trust" This shows how far the progressive, socialist, left has already gotten in “transforming†America. Do you remember the famous ABC radio news commentator Harvey? Millions of Americans listened to his programs which were broadcast over 1,200 radio stations nationwide. When you listen to it, remember the commentary was broadcast 47 years ago.... April 3, 1965. It's short... less than 3 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/embed/H3Az0okaHig?rel=0 = Fw: the devilDate: Sat, 21 Jul 2012 19:30:13 -0500 "In God We Trust" This is really scary. It shows how far the progressive, socialist, left has already gotten in “transforming†America. Do you remember the famous ABC radio news commentator Harvey? Millions of Americans listened to his programs which were broadcast over 1,200 radio stations nationwide. When you listen to it, remember the commentary was broadcast 47 years ago.... April 3, 1965. It's short... less than 3 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/embed/H3Az0okaHig?rel=0 = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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