Guest guest Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Subject: FW: NEW LIVING WILL FORM NEW LIVING WILL FORM I, _____________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstance should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth - grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Bloody ______a Margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a i ______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: ____________________________ Date: ____________________________ NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If possible, send me there. I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users.It has removed 1332 spam emails to date.Paying users do not have this message in their emails.Try SPAMfighter for free now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I'll drink to that!! Oops....I can't! Dick At 05:58 AM 12/12/2006, you wrote: NEW LIVING WILL FORM I, _____________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstance should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth - grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Bloody ______a Margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a i ______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: ____________________________ Date: ____________________________ NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If possible, send me there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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