Jim: Application for Minnesotazenship Personal Information

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For my new friends Info and not to confuse Jim I put it in English (OK so

I can't really write Norwegian!) AnnMarie Delano, Minnesota

Application for Minnesotazenship Personal Information:

Name ___________________son

Sex: _____ Ole _____ Lena

Home Address

__________________________________________________

Cabin Address

__________________________________________________

Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Catholic

Income: _____We do OK _____We're Blessed _____

None of your beeswax _______

Qualifications: (check all that apply)

___ I own a gas powered ice auger.

___ Fargo floods hit a little close to home.

___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo

___ I've been trick or treating in two feet of snow.

___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk.

___ I liked it!

___ I've been to a block party.

___ My first beer was an Old Milwaukee.

___My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car.

___ Despite what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

(For sure, you bet I don't.)

True/ False:

___ I actually listen to telemarketers.

___ " Have a Nice Day " is an ORDER!

___ TV news anchors are celebrities.

___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.

___ It's not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band.

___ They mistake pop for " soda " or " coke " in most other

states,

including Tennessee!!!

___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated

plate.

___ Paw is both a hand and the male parent.

Multiple Choice:

It's time to wear a hat when.

A) The temperature is below 10 degrees.

Your mother tells you to!

C) The temperature is -10 and the wind chill is in double

digits.

Essay Questions:

1 . What " uff-da " means to me________________________________

2. What " oopsy daisy " means to me____________________________

You know you're from Minnesota when.....

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a

tractor.

2. " Vacation " means going to Brainerd for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

5. You often switch from " heat " to " a/c " in the same day.

6. You use a down comforter in the summer.

7. Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow

during a blizzard, without flinching.

8. You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and

leave both doors unlocked.

10. You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye,

hot dish, and Leinenkugels.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend

knows how to use them.

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the

grocery store at any given time.

13. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a

snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are

filled with snow.

15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'s.

16. You know all four seasons; almost winter, winter, still

winter and road construction.

17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even

when you're in a rush because you have to stop to talk to everyone in

town.

18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to

all your friends from Minnesota.