Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 , That is so cute!!! And we all know it isn't true-- being a good person solves more problems then a good figure on anyday! luv C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 In a message dated 4/27/00 11:32:26 AM Eastern Daylight Time, slowens@... writes: << , That's too funny! Good thing we all realize that none of those things will happen even if we were a size two....LOL! >> I really hope everyone realizes that was a joke! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 In a message dated 4/27/00 11:32:26 AM Eastern Daylight Time, slowens@... writes: << , That's too funny! Good thing we all realize that none of those things will happen even if we were a size two....LOL! >> I really hope everyone realizes that was a joke! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 > Here's a little something I wrote... , That's too funny! Good thing we all realize that none of those things will happen even if we were a size two....LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 > Here's a little something I wrote... , That's too funny! Good thing we all realize that none of those things will happen even if we were a size two....LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 That is so Good, Maybe you should go in for Poetry? I am Going to remember That One! :)and isn't it just so True? When we are down we think Getting thin is the Be all and end all---But! Really! If we were so Perfect,we wouldn't be so Much fun would we? Thanks for that janet Hey! what do you mean-You mean't all of it? Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 That is so Good, Maybe you should go in for Poetry? I am Going to remember That One! :)and isn't it just so True? When we are down we think Getting thin is the Be all and end all---But! Really! If we were so Perfect,we wouldn't be so Much fun would we? Thanks for that janet Hey! what do you mean-You mean't all of it? Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 , Love the poem C Absolutely correct, keep reminding me of that please! Jill -----Original Message-----From: avtovocat@... [mailto:avtovocat@...]Sent: 27 April 2000 16:10tae-bo_onegroupsSubject: Re: My Diet Poem (Long),That is so cute!!! And we all know it isn't true-- being a good person solves more problems then a good figure on anyday! :)luvC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 , Love the poem C Absolutely correct, keep reminding me of that please! Jill -----Original Message-----From: avtovocat@... [mailto:avtovocat@...]Sent: 27 April 2000 16:10tae-bo_onegroupsSubject: Re: My Diet Poem (Long),That is so cute!!! And we all know it isn't true-- being a good person solves more problems then a good figure on anyday! :)luvC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 That's really great! Thanks! Judie --- Agaw12577@... wrote: > Here's a little something I wrote... > > Oh I am so sad, > what can I do? > My thighs are too fat > and I think my butt grew > > My arms look like jello > the hang > and they jiggle > If I wear a tank top > people will point and giggle > > If I lost a few pounds > Life would be so great > My problems would go away > Maybe I'd get a date? > > That's right, > I am married! > Oops I forgot!! > With all this fat in my brain > My memory's not so hot... > > If I only lost weight, > My kids would clean up their rooms > They wouldn't even argue > They'd just grab the brooms! > > Surely I'd be smarter > then I could get a degree > And a better job > More money for me! > > I'd have a better car > and probably a tan > And while I'm at it > I'd get a better looking man! > > I'd win the lotto, for sure > And have lots of money > And every word out of my mouth > would be funny > > I could crash my car > And would never get sued > Surely no one would be so bold > As to sue a size two! > > No that would never happen > Things would always go my way > I would never be lonely > or have a bad hair day > > Life would be great! > I'd have no problems at all > I'll bet I'd even grow > to be 6 feet tall > > Then I could model > It would be great! > I'll bet Brad Pitt > would call for a date! > > If I were thin, > I have a hunch, > That Madonna would call > and invite me for lunch > > Oh how grand life would be > If I could just lose a pound > I would be voted president > And a cure for cancer would be found! > > There would be no more hurricanes > Not a flood nor a quake > To think all this would happen > from drinking slimfast shakes! > > Life would be great > If I were thin > The new release at blockbuster > would always be in > > I'd have no more taxes > I know that it true > No one pays taxes > when they're a size two > > One day I will get there > and life will be great > Until that day comes > I'll sit here and wait... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2000 Report Share Posted April 27, 2000 > Here's a little something I wrote... > > Oh I am so sad, > what can I do? > My thighs are too fat > and I think my butt grew > > My arms look like jello > the hang > and they jiggle > If I wear a tank top > people will point and giggle > > If I lost a few pounds > Life would be so great > My problems would go away > Maybe I'd get a date? > > That's right, > I am married! > Oops I forgot!! > With all this fat in my brain > My memory's not so hot... > > If I only lost weight, > My kids would clean up their rooms > They wouldn't even argue > They'd just grab the brooms! > > Surely I'd be smarter > then I could get a degree > And a better job > More money for me! > > I'd have a better car > and probably a tan > And while I'm at it > I'd get a better looking man! > > I'd win the lotto, for sure > And have lots of money > And every word out of my mouth > would be funny > > I could crash my car > And would never get sued > Surely no one would be so bold > As to sue a size two! > > No that would never happen > Things would always go my way > I would never be lonely > or have a bad hair day > > Life would be great! > I'd have no problems at all > I'll bet I'd even grow > to be 6 feet tall > > Then I could model > It would be great! > I'll bet Brad Pitt > would call for a date! > > If I were thin, > I have a hunch, > That Madonna would call > and invite me for lunch > > Oh how grand life would be > If I could just lose a pound > I would be voted president > And a cure for cancer would be found! > > There would be no more hurricanes > Not a flood nor a quake > To think all this would happen > from drinking slimfast shakes! > > Life would be great > If I were thin > The new release at blockbuster > would always be in > > I'd have no more taxes > I know that it true > No one pays taxes > when they're a size two > > One day I will get there > and life will be great > Until that day comes > I'll sit here and wait... > > > , that is so clever! Elena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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