Re: my grandson& Grandaughters

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My sister was called to school one day to take my niece to the doctor. Seems

she had a button stuck way up her nose and the school nurse couldn't get it

out. The doctor worked and worked at it and finally decided he might have to

take more invasive measures when all of a sudden sneezed and the button

flew out and hit him on the knee. When asked why she put the button up there

in the first place, she replied " well...I didn't have a pocket "

A friend of mine related that her grandchildren (ages 5 and 6) came to church

with her one morning and they had to sit in the front row because they were

late. During the service the minister began to stare at her grandkids rather

distractedly. Friend finally turned to see why he was staring and noticed that

both kids had placed the tic tacs she had bribed them with, up their noses.

Bad enough situation but the little darlings also had head colds...you can

envision what a sight the minister was treated to...drippy red tic tacs.

***-:¦:- Jeanne -:¦:-***

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Jan 27, 04 with Dr K

[Guest guest]

OHH Lord Pat......that just reminds me of Bubbas trip to the Er to

get the piece of hot dog out of his nose when he was 3, and the tiny

chicklet (remember the tiny colored chicklets that came in the kool

aid type packages?) that he stuck in his ear when he was 2 and a

half, poor kid, they gave him valium and stuck him in that darn

papoose wrap, then they were trying to grab that chicklet with

forceps and he was screaming in pain because it was wedged against

the eardrum, then someone finally got the bright idea to flush it til

it got soft (DUHHH...why does mom always have to tell them what to

do?) and it slid right out!

LOL, it is amazing the things kids (and some adults ) will put in

places they don't belong!

LOL, after 10 years in the ER hanging out with my sister, I have seen

some funs tuff, the guy with the Hillshire Farms Smoked Salamis duct

taped together had to be the topper.........EWWWWWWWWW!!!

Cindee

> Ruthie called me to her bedroom one day saying her son had

> something up his nose.When I looked at it I could see something,but

> it was too far up for me to get out so to the er we went.

> They had to spray his nose to numb it and the nurse pulled out a

> starburst wraper.Then the nurse proceeded to tell him if he every

> did that again he would take s birthday away because the

> President of the United States gave him permission to do this for

> children that put things up their nose...lol

> To this day still remembers this,but you can bet your bottom

> dollar he never put anything up his nose again.Crude some of the

> awful green stuff came out of his nose after that and we had to put

> him on antibodies...lol

> Then one Super bowl Sunday had to have 9 stiches in the side

> of her head where a cat bite her.At first the people at the er was

> not going to believe Ruthie,but Kayla told them the same story.

> Kayla God bless her soul never gets sick so thank God for that..lol

> Pat